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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6317 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
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