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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6153 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
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