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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3853 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Minecraft SMP! Join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with cookies. But beware, there’s a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
