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Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Blocky Beats & Bedrock Grooves

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to spice up your Minecraft experience with some sexy tunes? Look no further than our server! We have the perfect playlist for getting it on in the virtual world. From romantic ballads to hardcore metal, we’ve got you covered. Join us now and get ready to rock your block off!

MapleCraft Server – Canadian Diplomatic Evacuation

Canada, Canadian, Canadian embassy, crisis management., Diplomatic, diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, diplomatic staff, emergency response, evacuate, evacuation, evacuation plan, families, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Israel, MapleCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Report, Safety, SECURITY, Server, travel advisory

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, bruh? well, let me tell u why u gotta be there, ok? first of all, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, u gotta find it tho.

secondly, we got a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up but only when u ask nicely. he’s a real blast to hang out with, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to the nether that leads to a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to funky tunes? it’s lit, fam.

also, our admin is a wizard who can turn any block into a stack of emeralds with just a flick of his wand. u gotta see it to believe it, dude.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

RoofRageCraft

antisemitism, controversial theater, cultural appropriation, Demonstrators, Fiddler on the Roof, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, Jewish community, media coverage, Middle East conflict, minority rights, palestine, peaceful protest, political activism, pro-Palestine, Protesting, religious tensions, RoofRageCraft, social justice

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	53572
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3320

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have pro-palestine demonstrators causing chaos outside fiddler on the roof! that’s right, you can watch the drama unfold as they argue about antisemitism while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures. who needs reality tv when you have this kind of entertainment on our server? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyConvictsMC

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer! We got pigs that can do the cha-cha, chickens that lay golden eggs, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re actually pretty funny, not gonna lie).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers! And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows.

Oh, and did I mention that all the players on this server are secretly famous celebrities? Yeah, you could be building a castle next to Beyoncé or battling zombies with Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s like Hollywood meets blocky world, baby!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, plea bargains are for losers, but joining this Minecraft server is for winners!

MCSnips2: The Snipping Snooty Serenade for Serious Players in 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, Biomancy, builder’s paradise, Custom Loot, cute animals, DIMENSION, Dungeons, dynamic trees, Exploration, hidden story, MCSnips2, Minecraft, Modded, nether roof, oceans, Other, Players, Quest, Redemption, serenade, Server, SNIPPING, Snooty, Trains, warp stone, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2198	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2

Overview:

Mission	An Epic Adventure Awaits
Features	Builder’s Paradise Dynamic Trees with Fruit Cute Animals Create with Trains Deeper Oceans Higher Nether Roof Biomancy Yung’s Better Everything with Custom Loot
Hidden Story	Unveil the Hidden Story through custom dungeons and clues

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?	Message anywhere for an invite
What is the main goal of the server?	To find and uncover the Warp Stone for redemption
What mods are included in the server?	Supplementaries, MrCrayfish’s Furniture, Roofs, Windows, and Doors, Yung’s Better Everything
Are there custom structures and loot?	Yes, there are enhanced structures and unique treasures

VaginalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Chicken” that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because there’s a TNT rain dance party every Friday night)!

RiggiMania Minecraft SMP: Why is /sp/ Obsessed?

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Riggi, the mysterious player who has somehow managed to become the center of attention for the entire server. Some say he’s a wizard, others think he’s a time traveler from the future. All we know is that wherever Riggi goes, madness follows.

From building giant statues of himself to starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the wilderness, Riggi is a force to be reckoned with. And if you join our SMP, you’ll have a front-row seat to all the mayhem and madness that he brings.

So why is /sp/ obsessed with Riggi? Because he’s the ultimate wildcard, the unpredictable element that keeps things interesting and keeps everyone on their toes. Join our server and see for yourself – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

MineCraftMania

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Are you tired of dealing with your unhealthy coping mechanisms in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where the only consequences are pixelated. Punch a tree to let out your anger, build a house to escape your problems, or just go on a rampage and blow everything up with TNT – the possibilities are endless! So come join us and let your inner demons run wild in a world made of blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

DownUnderWhaleCraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123

so, like, you ever heard of a minecraft server that lets you ride dolphins and fight off evil whalers? well, this server is like that but on steroids, mate. the australian government is so bummed out by japan’s whaling that they teamed up with us to create the ultimate whale-saving, dolphin-riding, block-building experience.

join us and help save the oceans while also building epic structures and battling sea monsters. plus, we have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and rare loot. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and make a splash on our server. the whales are counting on you, mate!

UkrainianClashCraft

Border dispute, Claims, Clashes, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic incident, eastern europe, foreign relations, international relations, military confrontation, military engagement, military standoff, Moscow, political tension, Russian soil, security threat, territorial integrity, territorial sovereignty, Ukrainian troops, UkrainianClashCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic battles between Moscow and Ukrainian troops on Russian soil! build your own bunker and defend against the enemy invaders or join the fight and conquer new territories! will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war zone? come find out on our server! bonus points if you can ride a bear into battle like a true Russian warrior! join now for a wild ride full of explosions and chaos!