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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6137 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
