Cheap Chalk Bag – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CBNcraft: Sleepytime Server

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so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like taking a small dose of cannabinol and entering a whole new world of adventure and fun!

our server is so lit that it will reduce all ur nighttime awakenings and sleep disturbances cuz u won’t be able to stop playing! it’s like a placebo-controlled investigation into the effects of pure awesomeness on ur gaming experience.

come join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs like never before. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

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New Server IP

ZillaSMP: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with more cannons and brews!

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ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics
ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features:

Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information:

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

How to Join:

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

FAQ:

1. Is ZillaSMP a modded server?

No, ZillaSMP does not require any mods to join. It is a vanilla Minecraft server with custom features and mechanics.

2. How do I choose a role in ZillaSMP?

Players are free to choose their own roles on ZillaSMP, such as knight, pirate, viking, lord, or any other medieval-themed role. Roles can also be selected through in-game interactions and roleplay.

3. Can I form my own kingdom in ZillaSMP?

Yes, players are able to establish their own kingdoms within the game, complete with land claims, hierarchy, and other medieval elements. This allows for player-driven politics, conflict, and alliances.

4. Are there specific rules for naval warfare in ZillaSMP?

While there are guidelines for naval combat, such as the use of cannons on boats and strategic planning, players have the freedom to engage in naval warfare as they see fit. Just remember to follow the server’s rules and guidelines for fair play.

5. How can I join ZillaSMP?

To join ZillaSMP, simply join the Discord server linked above and follow the instructions provided in the ZillaSMP Info channel. From there, you can connect to the server and start your medieval roleplay adventure.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you questioning reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like “Where do you think they are today?” Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Are you ready to dive into a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky? Join now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
CoverBabyRape Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a baby on the cover of a Nirvana album? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re touching the baby’s penis yourself! Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a 90s grunge band. So come on, dive in and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget your swim trunks, things are about to get wet and wild!

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New Server IP
CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and fighting off an army of evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else! So why wait? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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New Server IP
MineCraftMogul

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Are you tired of living in a boring old world where diamonds are just shiny rocks? Well, come join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing up your house!

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride on a flying pig to explore the vast lands, and even have a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks instead of fire.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away, and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and live out your wildest dreams of being rich in a Minecraft world like no other!

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New Server IP
CopenHitCraft

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so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s so lit that even the danish prime minister got hit by some random dude in the streets of copenhagen! her office was like, “whaaat?!” but then they were like, “oh well, at least we got this bomb-ass minecraft server to play on.”

come join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventures ever. we got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns chillin’ in the forest, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move.

so, if you wanna be part of the danish PM-hittin’, dragon-fightin’, disco-dancin’ madness, then this is the minecraft server for you! come on, what are you waitin’ for? let’s do this!

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New Server IP
PunchMeThroughScreenCraft

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So, like, you know how sometimes people can be total jerks online? Well, NOT on this server, bro. Why? Because if someone tries to be a meanie, you can just reach through your screen and PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!

Imagine the chaos, the hilarity, the sheer awesomeness of being able to physically fight back against trolls and griefers. Plus, think of all the exercise you’ll get from all that virtual punching! Who needs a gym membership when you can just log onto this server and work up a sweat with some good old-fashioned monitor brawls?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a spoon, and battle evil unicorns with nothing but a carrot for a weapon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken monitors). See you there, champ!

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New Server IP
SocialMC

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🎉 Welcome to SocialMC! 🎉

🌍 Server IP: socialmc.thewitchyhouse.com📅 Version: Minecraft 1.20.6🏡 Type: Mostly Vanilla with Claims

About SocialMC:

Welcome to SocialMC, the ultimate community-driven Minecraft server! Our focus is on fostering a friendly and engaging environment where players can come together to build, explore, and have fun. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a redstone expert, or just starting your Minecraft journey, SocialMC has something for everyone.

Key Features:

🌟 Vanilla Experience: Enjoy the pure Minecraft experience with minimal plugins to keep the game as authentic as possible.

🔒 Claims: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use claiming system. Your creations are safe with us!

🌳 Community Events: Participate in regular community events, from building competitions to scavenger hunts and more. Win exciting prizes and make new friends!

🏠 Friendly Staff: Our dedicated and friendly staff team is always here to help you out and ensure a pleasant experience on the server.

🌐 Active Community: Join our vibrant community on Discord where you can chat, share ideas, and stay updated with the latest news and events.

📜 Server Rules: We believe in maintaining a positive environment. Our rules are simple:
Join Us Today!

Ready to embark on a new adventure? Join SocialMC today and become part of our growing community. Whether you love to build, explore, or just hang out with friends, SocialMC is the perfect place for you.

Connect With Us:💬 Discord: Join our Discord Community!

See you in-game!

The SocialMC Team
socialmc.thewitchyhouse.com
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New Server IP

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where We’re Cleaning Up More Than Just Blocks

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Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, joining the Discord is required for all players who wish to join the server. This is to ensure a positive and respectful community environment.
Are there any build restrictions?	No, there are no specific build themes or restrictions on the server. Players are encouraged to be creative and build in any style or era they choose.
Can I host my own events?	Yes, players are welcome to host their own events on the server once they have an idea and plan. This can add to the fun and community spirit of the server.
How can I report bad behavior?	If you encounter any negative or disruptive behavior on the server, please report it to the server moderators or admins via Discord. We take community safety seriously.