CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Gods Slained:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of getting lame Christmas bonuses like socks or fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive epic Christmas bonuses like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon! Join us and celebrate the holidays in style as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a boring office party when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? Join now and let’s sleigh this Christmas together!

SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Emeralds Found:	9358
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	573	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream house, fight dragons, and ride unicorns all day long! this server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party!

join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!

we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

800 million years ago, Algae, amoebae, ANCESTORS, ancient life, Animals, Biodiversity, classical theory, Diverse, earth’s history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, glaciations, Life, life on earth, Lineages, Neoproterozoic, Neoproterozoic period, planet, Plants, scientific discovery, Study finds, survivors

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	79	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7506	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Avalon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/marvel-comics/">Minecraft Server</a>

Avalon Minecraft Server

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Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil.

Avalon is an mmoRPG combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique gameplay experience.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman

NPC-based Questing

Keep Inventory enabled

Custom Skills and Magic Spells

Custom Armor & Weapons

Co-operative Towny environment

Silk Touch Spawners

Crates, Voting, Banking

Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question: How do I join a kingdom on Avalon?

Answer: You can join a kingdom by interacting with the Kingdom NPCs in Avalon or by creating your own kingdom and inviting others to join.

Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

Answer: Yes, there are daily loot drops from the 14 final bosses on Avalon.

Question: Can I play as a lone wolf or do I have to join a Town?

Answer: You can choose to play as a lone wolf, join an existing Town, or create your own Town on Avalon.

Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

90s, CAR, Car collection, car culture, car documentary, Car Enthusiast, car lover, car memorabilia, car nostalgia, car racing, childhood memories, Classic Cars, collectible, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Race, race car, reminder, Retro, smp, vhs, vhs tape, video tape, vintage

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Votes:	7504
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

PhoneFlipperPro

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	7369
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Votes:	6366	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

CreeperCarnageFunLand

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

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