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CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	196	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

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Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

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Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

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CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Buildings Constructed:	49	Enchantments Applied:	167
Holy Grails Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

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CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	3884
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	502	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

play.craftplay.xyz:25570

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

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FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

play.flarepvp.com

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

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PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

play.PiratesMC.co

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	893
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

minecraft.v3xclan.com

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

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