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chauvinism Minecraft Servers

  • Seat Sharing Prohibited Minecraft SMP

    Seat Sharing Prohibited Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 7044
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 375 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never share your seat with women because they had sex with other men, not you! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous stories.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of dancing polar bears. Will you be brave enough to face their funky moves and claim the loot for yourself?

    So come on and join us on this zany Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to not share your seat with women)! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ManlyMinePrefs

    ManlyMinePrefs
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 2954
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons! No more worrying about your wife suffocating you with a pillow because you posted anonymously about your son’s love life. On our server, you can build, mine, and explore without any judgment from your significant other.

    Our server is perfect for players of all ages, whether you’re a fourteen-year-old navigating the complexities of young love or a middle-aged couple trying to avoid a domestic dispute. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your pickaxe will break before you find diamonds.

    So, leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual love interest who is your perfect “type”! Just remember, on our server, the only “asshole” is the one who doesn’t join in on the fun.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StepsonOutingsMC

    StepsonOutingsMC
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 6797
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family bonding experience! Just like how this dad and son resolved their issues, you can also mend relationships with your loved ones through the power of gaming.

    Imagine a world where you and your family can team up, build epic structures, and conquer challenges together. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to bring you closer?

    Join now and witness heartwarming moments like when Mark and Luke realized they actually wanted to be best buds but were too shy to admit it. We promise you’ll have a blast and create memories that will last a lifetime. Plus, we have virtual popcorn for movie nights and front row seats to in-game concerts!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to strengthen your family bonds in the most fun and entertaining way possible. Join our server today and let the healing begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EgoBoost Minecraft Server

    EgoBoost Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 900
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Farms Harvested: 706 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8823 Villages Defended: 16
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, scream, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MadoffReturns91%

    MadoffReturns91%
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 8433
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can make back more than 91% of the diamonds you lose in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a magical system that rewards players for their unfortunate mishaps!

    Imagine this: you’re out mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a sneaky creeper blows up right in your face. Normally, you’d be devastated at the loss of your precious loot. But on our server, every time you suffer a tragic loss like this, you have a chance to win back even more diamonds than you lost! It’s like a twisted game of luck and skill, where the more you fail, the more you win.

    So come join us on this wild ride of ups and downs, explosions and riches, and see if you have what it takes to come out on top as the ultimate survivor! Who needs Bernie Madoff’s victims when you can be a diamond-earning champion in our crazy Minecraft world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PrideCraft Minecraft Server

    PrideCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 8593
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 107
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Alien Abductions: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, its like a rainbow explosion of fun and friendship! we got more peeps than a pride parade in Mexico, and we even got a culture minister who got sacked for supporting our own Pride March! like, who needs a job when u can join us and build fabulous rainbow castles together? come join the party, we’re more lit than a disco ball on fire! #PrideCraft2021 🏳️‍🌈🌈🎉

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OrbanCraft: Building a Far-Right Empire

    OrbanCraft: Building a Far-Right Empire
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 9967
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Farms Harvested: 436
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Enchantments Applied: 187
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build a far-right bloc in the european parliament but in a totally hilarious way. we have orban leading the charge with his diamond sword and shield, ready to take on any creepers or skeletons that come our way. join us for some crazy political shenanigans and epic battles in the name of our glorious leader. who needs democracy when you have minecraft? come join us and be part of the most ridiculous faction in the game. it’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemoryCraft: Serotonin2C

    MemoryCraft: Serotonin2C
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 4256
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Votes: 9223
    Gods Slained: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical potions that make your memory 1000000x better than a super computer!! 🧠🚀 Forget Alzheimer’s, we got you covered with our serotonin 2C receptor boosting gameplay! 🤯🔥 Join now and remember every block you place FOREVER! 🤪🌈 #MemoryMaster #NoAlzheimersHere

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Haven SMP

    Haven SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 1404
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8684 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

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    Feel free to visit our Discord server for more details: https://discord.com/channels/1246407822694940792/1246478545354620929/1253717591189622826

    66.206.27.114:50003

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPReflex

    SMPReflex
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 380
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Votes: 2295
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5

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    Welcome to SMPReflex

    Lifesteal Mechanics: Engage in thrilling PvP battles where you can steal hearts from your opponents! Every win makes you stronger.

    Join SMPReflex Today and Start Your Adventure!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Karlsson’s Totally Vanilla Minecraft Madness Season 3 – Adults Only, Look Ma No Mods!

    Karlsson’s Totally Vanilla Minecraft Madness Season 3 – Adults Only, Look Ma No Mods!
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 4869
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Dragon Eggs Found: 2597
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name karlssonSMP
    Season Season 3 (Started June 20th, Version 1.21)
    Platform Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location Europe
    Current Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Welcome to karlssonSMP! Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21. karlssonSMP is a vibrant community where players can experience a semi-vanilla Minecraft gameplay with added perks and features to enhance the overall experience. Join us on our server and explore the world within a 10k boundary, participate in community-driven features, and enjoy in-game cosmetics to express your unique style.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server as a casual player?

    Yes, karlssonSMP welcomes players of all types, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. The server aims to make everyone feel like they’re playing with friends.

    2. How do I apply to join the server?

    To apply, visit our Discord server and fill out an application. The community is eager to welcome new players.

    3. What are some of the enhanced gameplay features on karlssonSMP?

    – Semi-Vanilla Experience – Custom Armor Statues – Multiplayer Sleep – Hermitcraft-Inspired Elements – 10k World Border – Squaremap – Map Resets every 6 months

    4. Are there upcoming features planned for karlssonSMP?

    Some features are currently unavailable due to updates to 1.21, including Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads, Anti-Grief Measures, and Player Head Drops.

    5. Is there a zero-tolerance policy on the server?

    Yes, karlssonSMP enforces a zero-tolerance policy against stealing, cheating, and griefing to maintain a safe and fair gaming environment for all players.

    6. Can content creators join karlssonSMP?

    Yes, Minecraft streamers and content creators are encouraged to join karlssonSMP and share their adventures with the community. Showcase your creativity on our server!

    7. How can I join karlssonSMP?

    Joining is simple. Visit our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. The community is excited to welcome new players.

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord server. We look forward to seeing you on karlssonSMP!

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  • Makeup & Muslims Minecraft Server

    Makeup & Muslims Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 1319
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace diversity in all forms – even in makeup choices! Join us and witness the epic battle between Latinas and Muslims as they compete to see who can rock the most makeup in the virtual world. Will the Latinas’ bold colors and fierce winged eyeliner prevail, or will the Muslims’ flawless hijab-friendly looks steal the show? Only one way to find out – join us now for the makeup showdown of the century!

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