chauffeuring Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

RedstoneLagoon Minecraft Server

advice, Arguing, Caravan, Communication, Conflict, Cups, disagreement, family, father daughter, gokarting, holiday, Minecraft, Pads, Period, RedstoneLagoon, relationships, Server, support system, swimming, tampons, teenage angst, UNFAIR, water park

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any period drama like this poor player! Join us for some epic adventures and leave the paper towels at home, because we don’t believe in using them as makeshift pads for swimming in our pixelated waters.

Our server is full of exciting activities like gokarting with your dad (no water parks involved, don’t worry), building the most insane structures with your friends, and battling mobs like never before. Plus, we have a strict no slamming doors in faces policy – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your base, of course.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to be period drama-free! Who needs paper towels when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft some memories together on our server – because life’s too short to argue about swimming on your period.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, body image, body positivity, body shaming, communication breakdown, disordered eating, emotional response, Family Planning, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, intimacy problems, marriage problems, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, postpartum body, pregnancy struggles, relationship issues, self-esteem issues, spousal support, unrealistic expectations, weight gain

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2305	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Towns Built:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to judge your blocky body! Unlike some people who can’t handle a few extra pounds, we embrace all shapes and sizes here. In fact, we encourage you to build your character however you want, whether that’s a slim elf or a chunky orc.

Join us for a fun and supportive community where you can mine, craft, and build without worrying about someone criticizing your pixelated physique. And hey, if your partner starts complaining about your blocky bod, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally)! Remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only weight that matters is how many blocks you can carry in your inventory. So leave the body shaming at the door and let’s have a blast building together!

BlockyHeartbreak

BlockyHeartbreak, forbidden love, Heartache, impossible love, longing, longing for someone, love that can’t be, love that is forbidden, love that is impossible, love that is unattainable, unattainable connection, unattainable crush, unattainable love, unattainable partner, unattainable relationship, unattainable romance, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	661
Potions Brewed:	43	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Have you ever been in love with a diamond block, but you know you can’t mine it because it’s protected by a bunch of sneaky creepers? Well, fear no more, because on our server, you can finally express your love for that shiny block without any interference from explosive mobs!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the rarest and most elusive blocks in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are surprisingly good at salsa dancing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for beatboxing and loves to challenge players to rap battles. Defeat him in a lyrical showdown and earn yourself a pair of enchanted diamond boots that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who needs love when you have a world full of blocky shenanigans waiting for you?

StoneQuarryCraft Minecraft Server

ancient architecture, Ancient civilization, ancient history, ancient industry, ancient Jerusalem, ancient quarrying techniques, Ancient Ruins, archaeological site, building materials, construction materials, Excavation, heritage site, historical discovery, historical preservation, historical research, historical significance, industrial area, jerusalem, Minecraft, Second temple, Server, Stone Quarry, StoneQuarryCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

OMG GUYSSSSS U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST UNCOVERED A MASSIVE SECOND TEMPLE-ERA STONE QUARRY IN JERUSALEM INDUSTRIAL AREA!!! LIKE, WHO KNEW U COULD FIND ANCIENT STUFF IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, RIGHT????

U CAN DIG FOR STONE AND UNCOVER HIDDEN TREASURES LIKE DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS!!! MAYBE EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A LOST CITY FILLED WITH GOLD AND RARE LOOT!!!

PLUS, U CAN BUILD UR OWN TEMPLE AND PRETEND U R AN ARCHAEOLOGIST UNCOVERING ANCIENT SECRETS!!! U CAN EVEN DRESS LIKE INDIANA JONES AND SWING FROM VINES LIKE TARZAN!!!

JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY EXPLORER IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!!! LET’S DIG, BABY!!! LET’S DIGGGGGG!!!!!!

GobbleCraft: NoCoopTurkeyWar

Alliance, Blockade, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza War, GobbleCraft, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nato, News, NoCoopTurkeyWar, Politics, SECURITY, sources, Tensions, turkey

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got turkey blocks, nato, israel, and, like, a whole lotta drama goin’ on. you wanna join cuz, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this crazy mess, amirite? come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got, like, unlimited turkey blocks for building cool stuff. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get this party started, yo!

ChastityCraft: Medieval Headhunters

chastity, chastity belts, ChastityCraft, cultural norms, female empowerment, female sexuality, gender dynamics, Girls, great head, head, Headhunters, historical practices, Legends, Medieval, medieval history, Medieval Society, Medieval Times, medieval women, Myths, sexual practices, sexual repression, taboo practices, women’s roles

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to chill in a Minecraft server where medieval times meet modern craziness? Well, on this server, we got girls in chastity belts who are legendary for giving great head… of course, we mean advice and wisdom, what were you thinking? Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and the occasional dragon attack. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the chastity belt girls!

CraftyMisinfoFun

CraftyMisinfoFun, critical thinking, democratic processes, disagreement, Disinformation, evidence-informed policymaking, fake news, HARMFUL, information warfare, Liars, lying.., Manipulation, media literacy, Misinformation, Propaganda, public health, research, spread of misinformation, Trust, Truth, willful disinformation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Farms Harvested:	667	Divine Spears Created:	10

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies breakdance like it’s Thriller.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Just watch out for the creepers, they’re known for their killer dance moves. Peace out, homies!

AquaTime Minecraft Server

AquaTime, AquaTime Server, Auto-mine, banner, Cases, Donate, dream server, free, Griefing, Jobs, Minecraft, minecraft server, Server, server description, server image, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Farms Harvested:	397
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

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BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, emotional baggage, emotional struggles, fear of commitment, fear of intimacy, fear of rejection, feeling inadequate, Insecurity, Loneliness, low self-esteem, Minecraft, personal growth, REJECTED, relationships, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self worth, self-doubt, self-sabotage, Server, toxic behavior, unworthy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of real-life relationships getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the woes of dating and focus on building the perfect blocky world instead.

We understand the struggle of feeling like you’re not good enough for anyone, but fear not! On our server, everyone is equal and accepted for who they are, even if that means being a noob at building.

Imagine a world where rejection doesn’t exist because everyone is too busy mining diamonds and battling creepers. That’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server.

So why waste time worrying about your love life when you can join us and become the master of your own virtual universe? Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

PixelPrincessMinecraftSMP

#gamer, console gaming, Demographic, Diversity, Entertainment, equality, female, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gender, hobby, Male, online gaming, PC Gaming, PixelPrincessMinecraftSMP, Players, progress, statistics, Technology, video games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where it’s just a sausage fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is breaking barriers and bringing in the ladies! We’ve got a perfect 50/50 split of male and female gamers, making it the most diverse and inclusive server out there. Join us and witness the epic battles between the guys and gals as they compete for dominance in the virtual world! Who will come out on top? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!