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Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 2 Minecraft SMP – Subathon Announcement

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1188	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	727796
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Attention all Minecraft players! Kai Cenat just announced his subathon (Mafiathon 2) during the Knicks vs Celtics game, and you know what that means – it’s time to join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of musical chairs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of chicken coops and rules over it with an iron fist (or should I say, wing?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Bought 3 Months Ago Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Berserk Minecraft SMP Madness

Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, casca, dark fantasy, dark themes, Demons, eclipse, Epic battles, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, kentaro miura, long-running series, madness, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, new chapter, Revenge, smp, Tomorrow, tragic backstory

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crops Grown:	4373
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!

WokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	2886
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called “Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll”. It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures that even Notch doesn’t know about.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Built By Accident Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Crops Grown:	5235	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and create epic builds? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️Haru❤️ Best Minecraft survival server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38

Welcome to the Haru server in Minecraft!When you log into our server, you will be greeted by a mesmerizing gothic-style spawn that will take you into a world of magic and adventure.Choose from two exciting game modes:1. Parkour – sharpen your ninja skills by completing challenging parkour maps. Each map is a unique challenge that will test your agility and speed!2. Survival – in survival mode you appear in a wonderful town, built by our team with soul and imagination. Here you will find: An ender chest to safely store your treasures. Automatic mine for easy earning of local currency. A merchant who will help you open access to the market and goods from other players. In the automatic mine you can earn the currency necessary to buy private blocks, because you can’t do without private in our world!

We wish you good luck, if you have any questions, please contact us here: https://discord.gg/kity in the Minecraft Staff section

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Crafty Critique Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!

Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!