AlphaCraft
Welcome to AlphaCraft! Our server is brand new (12/5/2022). We’re a server for adults 18 and up, looking for members to help our community grow and have a good time. Join us to relax after work, build, chat, and chill without any stress from kids begging for stuff or bothering you. Let’s have a great time together!
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Snowpoint SMP
Join us at Snowpoint SMP, the best Minecraft survival place where fun and friends meet! Our server has cool plugins to make your game more fun. Hang out with a nice community that’s always there to help, and chat on our Discord server with other players.
Join Snowpoint SMP now and start your journey in a safe and lively place. We’re excited to see you online!
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Imagine a world where you have to shower with the door unlocked because your mom might need to pee in a jar at any moment. And not only that, but she’ll come in and out to let the cat eat while you’re trying to get clean. It’s a wild ride of privacy violations and cat chaos!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to experience the thrill of negotiating boundaries with a post-menopausal mom who believes that sharing a bathroom means sharing every moment of your shower time. Can you handle the challenge of showering while a cat stares at you judgmentally?
So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you appreciate your own bathroom privacy, join us now! Just remember, flexibility is key and cats are always welcome in the bathroom. You never know what kind of crazy situations you’ll encounter next on our server!
The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.
You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.
So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Join us and experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without any emotional baggage. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time without worrying about someone trying to guilt-trip you into doing favors.
Say goodbye to the “Charlies” in your life and hello to a community of players who just want to have fun in a drama-free environment. So come on over and leave all that workplace drama behind – you deserve a break from it all!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just be careful not to wake up the creepers with your sick dance moves!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and tames dragons for fun. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those dancing creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.
Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.
So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!
Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.
And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!
| Mod Pack Name | Craftoria |
|---|---|
| Pack Version | 1.14.0 |
| Recommended Launcher | CurseForge |
| Game Version | 1.21.1 |
| Server IP | Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n |
| Hosted | Coventry, UK |
| Pre-generated Chunks | Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0 |
| World-border | 30,000 (Radius) |
| Server Restarts | Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST |
You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.
Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.
No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).
All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.
Join us if you’re ready to build, mine, and craft your way to a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Let’s get weird, baby!
Forget about spending your special day with close family, because on our server, you’ll be partying with a whole community of players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. And don’t worry about taking time off work, because on our server, every day is a holiday!
As for your boyfriend’s friend’s wedding, well, let’s just say that on our server, weddings are so last season. Instead, we have virtual weddings where players can marry their favorite block or mob. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a creeper as your best man?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s make your birthday the most memorable one yet. Who knows, maybe that other girl with the same birthday will end up being your virtual twin sister!
Join us and leave behind the stress of being expected to financially support everyone around you. On our server, the only thing you’ll be expected to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs. No surprise fifth roommates here!
So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to worry about breaking the news to anyone or blowing up any friendships. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!
We are from the generation of the mighty lefties who will not be silenced! Join us and together we will overthrow the right-handed regime and build a left-handed utopia in Minecraft. Plus, we have diamond armor for all our left-handed warriors and a pet creeper named Lefty who will explode anyone who tries to oppress us.
So come on, fellow lefties of Reddit, join our epic Minecraft SMP and let’s show the world that lefties are the superior hand orientation! Left-handed unite!
