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Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

arms deal, Battles, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense cooperation, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, JSOW, military aid, military alliance, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Patriot munitions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, US$8 billion aid, weapons

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

u know what’s better than weapons? MINECRAFT! come join our server and escape the chaos of the real world with some good ol’ block building fun! forget about Biden and his billions, come chill with us and build a house made entirely of diamonds! who needs JSOW and Patriot munitions when u have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, amirite? join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #forgetaboutbiden

OlymBANned: Israel’s Epic Win

Achievements, banned, coding, Competition, computer science, consequences, controversy, decision, Dispute, Epic, Excellence, future participation, Global Event, informatics olympiad, International, Israel, Israels, OlymBANned, programming, rules, sanctions, talented students, Technology, WIN

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like winning the informatics olympiad but then getting banned for being too damn good. like, we don’t play by the rules here, we break ’em with our mad skills and crazy builds. join us if you wanna be part of the most epic and chaotic minecraft community ever. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, i promise.

Crafty Balance: Advancement vs Preservation

#sustainability, advancement, balance, Balancing, challenge, CHANGE, cost effective, Crafty, Development, Ethics, Future, growth, hidden cost, Impact, innovation, preservation, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, society, Technology, Value

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crops Grown:	7635
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	25
Farms Harvested:	735	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TALKING SHEEP, BABY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMOND ARMOR FOR CHEAP! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS GOLDEN APPLES LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

SO, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Neolithic Oasis – Oued Beht

Ancient civilization, ancient civilizations, ancient cultures, ancient farming techniques, ancient societies, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, archaeological survey, Beht, cultural history, farming society, historical discovery, historical research, historical significance, Mediterranean prehistory, morocco, Neolithic, Neolithic settlement, Neolithic society, North Africa, Oasis, Oued, Oued Beht, prehistoric era, prehistoric society

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragons Tamed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

OMG GUYS, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?!?! IT’S LIKE DIS COVERED NEOLITHIC SOCIETY IN OUED BEHT, MOROCCO BUT IN MINECRAFT FORM!!!!

JOIN DIS SERVER AND DISCOVER A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF BLOCKY ADVENTURE, WHERE YOU CAN BE A FARMING SOCIETY FROM 3400-2900 BC!!!! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, YOU CAN BE A NEOLITHIC FARMER IN MINECRAFT, HOW COOL IS DAT?!?!

SHED NEW LIGHT ON NORTH AFRICA’S ROLE IN MEDITERRANEAN PREHISTORY BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING EPIC FARMS AND ANCIENT STRUCTURES!!!! WHO NEEDS ARCHAEOLOGY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, AMIRITE?!?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN DIS SERVER, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY DISCOVERIES YOU’LL MAKE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD OF MINECRAFT?!?! LET’S GET DIGGING, Y’ALL!!!! 🤪🤣🤣🤣

Big Blocky Bunch – Minecraft Server

big, blocky, bunch, Chuuba birthday calendar, ducks, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, viewer count, virtual reality, VOD archival, vtuber community, vtuber swarm, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further, because this server is for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why settle for the mainstream when you can hang out with the cool kids who are slightly less popular?

Got a vtuber crush with only 499 viewers? Don’t worry, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here! We’re all about supporting the underdogs, even if they’re just one member corpo with less than 1000 CCV.

Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s hot and who’s not in the indie vtuber scene. And don’t forget to spin the /lig/ Wheel of Names for a chance to win… well, nothing really, but it’s fun!

Join now for a chance to celebrate chuuba birthdays, exchange Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEEEX), and discuss all things vtuber-related. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a duck or two on our server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the virtual world!

FANTOM LINK Minecraft SMP GODS

Altcoin, Analysis, Blockchain, comparison, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Fantom, FTM, Gods, growth, investing, Link, long-term investment., market, Minecraft, Performance, price, profit, smp, strategy, Trading, trend

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	146

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic SMP out there!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually made of pure gold, and the zombies drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous loot. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously

body flaunting, body positivity, body shaming, bridesmaid drama, bridesmaid etiquette, DressCraft, family conflict, fashion choices, FlatterMeFabulously, floor length dress, navy blue dress, off the shoulder sleeves, postpartum body, self-confidence, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister drama, tight waist, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding planning

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.

So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?

Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?

NudeFam Minecraft SMP

acceptance, body positivity, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, culture, family, Individuality, Minecraft, norms, NudeFam, nudity, Open-mindedness, Opinions, personal beliefs, privacy, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, smp, social constructs, Taboos, VALUES

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crops Grown:	9800
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5786
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about pushing boundaries and breaking taboos! We encourage nudity within our Minecraft families because why should pixels have to wear clothes? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous skins and hilarious hijinks. Who knows, you might even find your long lost pixelated cousin and have a family reunion like no other! So come on, join our server and let your Minecraft family flag fly!

BlockyHeartbreaks

BlockyHeartbreaks, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional trauma, Grief, Heartache, Heartbreaking, heartbreaking situation, hurtful moment, painful experience, painful memory, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Suffering, tragic event, Trauma, traumatic experience, Witness, witnessing hurt, witnessing pain, witnessing suffering

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Have you ever seen a creeper blow up someone’s meticulously built house right before their eyes? Or watched as someone accidentally fell into a pit of lava with all their diamond gear? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll witness even more epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of shenanigans. Who needs drama in real life when you can experience all the madness in the virtual world? So come on, join us and prepare for the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Invasion, KremlinCraft, kyiv, Losses, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, russia, Russian army, Server, Troops, Ukraine, Vehicles, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Emeralds Found:	141
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	290358	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where russia loses 1,400 troops, 71 artillery, and 159 vehicles in ONE DAY! kyiv is lit af on this server, you gotta see it to believe it! we got crazy battles, explosions, and chaos everywhere! join now and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #russialoses #kyivminecraftmadness