Chatroom MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Lemon Grove Chat Haven

social platform, Meme culture, digital friendships, online humor, random online meetups

Clickbait Reason to Join: Discover the Secret of Life in Block Form!

Ever wonder why the sky is blue or if your goldfish has a hidden agenda? Well, join our Minecraft server where the *constructs of reality* unravel like a cheap sweater in a hurricane! Players experience epiphanies while being chased by sentient cobblestones—because this is the greatest worst server on the face of the pixelated planet! Or is it? The answer lies within the *void*! Can you handle it?

Server Features

Feature	Description
Cursed Blocks	Blocks that scream your age and weight at midnight. Break them to find your true self!
Invisible Trolls	They’re not really there… or are they? Join forces with shadow puppets to fight them!
Infinite Water Source…	…that floods your entire inventory with misplaced socks instead! Drown in fashion.
Enderman Karaoke	All songs sung in Morse code. Perfect pitch guaranteed, or your diamonds back!
Interdimensional Travel	Teleport to a world where blocks are sentient. Spoiler: they definitely hate you.

FAQ Section

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Just listen to the faint whispers in the wind and follow the *guiding light* that may or may not be a streetlamp. Or was it a mirage? Who even builds those anymore?!

Q: What is the server’s goal?

A: The server’s goal is to create a balanced world where chaos reigns supreme and logic crawls into a hole to die. Or to not die. You decide!

Q: Is PvP enabled?

A: Only if the stars align at 3:33 AM when the silverfish start their ritual dance. Otherwise, just throw eggs at each other!

Random Quotes

“lemonparty.org redirects you to some chatroom with 9 people online right now, not trolling”

“I have climbed mountains of bread and fought the ghosts of my own sanity!”

“Am I a server? Or is the server inside me?”

Pixel Haven 1.21.2

Interaction, group, PIXEL, 96501131, Community

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further, cuz this server is lit AF! We got more mods than a robot fashion show and more custom builds than a Lego convention on steroids.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea). Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, cuz things are about to get wilder than a pack of wolves on Red Bull. Let’s do this!

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Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server

Conversation, tradition, Nostalgia, Minecraft, chatroom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got Essex, the talking pig who will entertain you for hours with his hilarious jokes and witty banter. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a pig tell a knock-knock joke!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just be careful not to wake up the creepers with your sick dance moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?

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The Garbage Gang Minecraft SMP

chatroom, edits, Spam, coloring, seconding

Welcome to the most chaotic, absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We don’t tolerate any shitposters, attention whores, or “introverts” here – only the craziest of players allowed!

Join us if you’re ready to embark on wild adventures, like building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano, or creating a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world!

But beware, we have a strict rule against dogpiling or harassing other players. Unless, of course, it’s in good fun and everyone’s laughing along. And don’t even think about using this thread as a social blog – take that drama elsewhere!

So come on, join us in this madness and let’s see what kind of outrageous creations we can come up with together. Just remember, no seconding or arguing about the state of the thread – we’re here to have a good time, not start a popularity contest. See you in the booru, where all our crazy creations live on forever!

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True Chat Minecraft SMP

Communication, doubt, True, fact-checking, Chat

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and most hilarious adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll find yourself embroiled in epic battles with giant chickens, participating in dance-offs with creepers, and even going on wild quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most insane community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to turn your house into a giant cake to builders who can create entire cities in the blink of an eye, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

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CraftyJewTalk Minecraft Server

Social Interaction, Server, discussion forum, POL, online chat

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance-offs with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face around here.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary “Chicken of Destiny,” you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, this server is not for you).

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FurryCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Furrycraft, gooning, fetish

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s packed with all the sexy bois you could ever dream of? Look no further than our server! We’ve got a whole crew of handsome hunks ready to join you on your pixelated adventures. Need a mining buddy? We’ve got a sexy boi for that. Want someone to help you build the ultimate castle? We’ve got a sexy boi for that too. And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles – our sexy bois will have you gooning all day long! Join now for a wild ride filled with sexy shenanigans and hilarious hijinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ChunkyGayCraft: Where Big, Stupid, Gay Fun Happens!

body shaming, hurtful comments, harmful words, fat, LGBTQ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being fat, gay, and stupid is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and fabulous friends.

Our server is home to the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you shear them all at once, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a giant marshmallow!

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our ridiculously difficult parkour course, where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are made of rainbows. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end and claim the coveted title of Parkour King (or Queen)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking pigs. They may not have much to say, but they sure know how to throw a good party! Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to out-twist a pig.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just discover that being fat, gay, and stupid is the key to unlocking a whole new level of fun and adventure!

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Crafty Cat Ladies: No Bullying Zone

toxic behavior, Zone, gender stereotypes, cat, victim blaming

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where incels are so common that they practically run the place! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy incel antics and unbelievable drama.

Our server is like no other, with incels building towering monuments to their favorite anime waifus and engaging in intense incel debates about the best strategies for finding a girlfriend.

But that’s not all! We also have incel-exclusive events where players can compete to win the heart of a virtual girlfriend and incel-themed skins to really get into character.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the incel community itself, look no further. Join us today and prepare to be amazed by the incel insanity that awaits!

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FlopCraft: Where We Embrace the Inevitable Failure of Our Game

Risk, FlopCraft, Inevitable, Game, Confidence

Welcome to our totally not doomed Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches galore and server crashes that will make you question your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a giant pink unicorn that started rampaging through the world, destroying everything in its path. But fear not, our fearless admins were able to tame the beast and now it roams the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party where players can let loose and show off their best moves. Just be careful not to fall into the pit of lava in the middle of the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn tamer of legend.

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Clickbait Reason to Join: Discover the *Secret* of Life in Block Form!

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Clickbait Reason to Join: Discover the Secret of Life in Block Form!