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Chaotic Kiddie Pool – Come for the Storms, Stay for the Bedrock Banter! ☔🎮💼

advanced land claiming, Artmap, banter, bedrock, chaotic, chat report, Crossplay Compatibility, Custom Items, Custom Tags, Discord, Grief Protection, hidden treasures, join messages, kiddie, Long-term Gameplay, Marketplaces, Mature Community, player-driven economy, player-run marketplace, Pool, progression-based tools, Quality of Life Commands, smp, stay, storm’s, Survival, tiktok

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Animals Bred:	60

Server Overview:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord community

What Sets Us Apart?

Chat Report Disabled: Enjoy hassle-free communication.
Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all ranks through voting.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control with custom flags.
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, simply use the IP “play.stormylagoon.com” for Java players or “play.stormylagoon.com:25566” for Bedrock players.

2. Is there a Discord server for community interaction?

Yes, we have an organized Discord community where you can find guidance on all server features. Join us at https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm.

3. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

No, we do not support pay-to-win gameplay. All ranks can be obtained through voting.

4. Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

Yes, we support crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite and play together.

5. How can I explore the unique features of Stormy Lagoon?

Explore the countless features offered by Stormy Lagoon by joining our server and embarking on an unforgettable adventure today!

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, ANTI-HERO, dark themes, hidden gems, long tail tags, Minecraft, Misunderstood protagonist, overlooked games, platformer, sega, Server, Shadow the Hedgehog, ShadowCraft, sonic the hedgehog, under-the-radar games, underappreciated gems, underrated characters, underrated classics, Underrated Games, underrated gems, underrated titles, video games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into gold, build a house out of cake, and ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies!

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server today and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!

PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

alpha male, behind bars, biggest dick, Bragging rights, cellmate, confined space, DOMINANCE, exaggerated claims, hyperbole, incarceration, Inmate, Jail, locker room talk, machismo, Minecraft, penitentiary, Prison, PrisonPeen, Server, size matters, tall tales, tough guy, urban legend

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchantments Applied:	87	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

BeerBuddies Minecraft Server

alive, Beer, BeerBuddies, Bonding, cheers, Company, Connection, Conversation, Dead, friendship, Gathering, Hangout, Laughter, Meeting, Memories, Minecraft, person, Relax, Server, socializing, toast, unwind, wish

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can have a beer with anyone, dead or alive! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to summon any historical figure or celebrity to join you for a cold one in our virtual pub. Want to chat with Albert Einstein about the theory of relativity over a pint? Done. Craving a karaoke session with Freddie Mercury while sipping on a brewski? We got you covered. Join our server and make all your drinking buddy dreams come true!

BFFs or Bae? Minecraft Server

bae, best friend breakup, BFF’s, Communication, coping with breakup, difficult decisions, emotional attachment, emotional pain, ending a friendship, friendship, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, moving on, partner breakup, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, Server, support system, Trust

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of real life relationships and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual besties!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with your new BFFs, battling mobs together, and creating unforgettable memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the server resets).

Forget about heartbreak and drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking up with is your old, boring single-player world. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious love triangles and epic betrayals in the world of Minecraft!

CarCraft: Future Rides Unleashed

Advanced technology, automobile manufacturing, automotive engineering, Automotive Industry, automotive innovation, automotive trends, car design, car production, car technology, CarCraft, cutting-edge technology, Future, future car models, future technology, innovation, next car, predictive analytics, predictive manufacturing, Produced, RIDES, Unleashed, vehicle development, vehicle production, Want

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

join dis server if you want to be ahead of the game, like way ahead, like your next car is produced before you even know you want it. we got time travelers working around the clock to make sure you always have the latest and greatest in minecraft tech.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

plus, our community is so tight-knit, we practically share the same brain. you’ll never feel alone on our server, unless you want to be alone, in which case we have a secret hideout just for you.

so come on down to the server where dreams come true and pigs fly high. trust us, you won’t regret it.

XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

artificial sweetener, Attack, blood circulation, blood clot formation, blood clotting, blood sugar levels, blood thinning, blood vessel function, cardiac health, cardiovascular risk, clot prevention, dental health, Edition, European Heart Journal, Heart, Heart Disease, heart health, plaque buildup, prothrombotic, sugar substitute, thrombosis, vascular health, xylitol, XyloCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Villages Defended:	18
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	61
Holy Grails Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

Warp & Warfare: Where Mining Pits Turn into Epic Battles 1.12.2

1.12.2, aircraft, amp, Battles, Colony, Combat, Community, Epic, futuristic, Mining, Modded, Pits, Planets, PvP, Rockets, smp, space exploration, Strategic, Technology, Thrilling, Turn, Updates, Vehicles, voice chat, WARFARE, Warp, WEAPONRY

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Server Name	Warp & Warfare
Overview	Join the Ultimate Modded Minecraft Experience where futuristic technology meets intense combat and strategic gameplay.
Featured Mods	HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod Flan’s Mod Advanced Rocketry Simple Voice Chat MineColonies
Why Join Us?	Active Community Regular Updates Epic Battles

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the following link to join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/eXFP5mKgdE

Q: What mods are featured on the server?

A: The server features HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Flan’s Mod, Advanced Rocketry, Simple Voice Chat, and MineColonies.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, the server has friendly and active player base with community events, challenges, and collaborations.

Q: How often are updates released?

A: The server continuously improves and updates to provide fresh content and fix any issues.

Q: Can I build my own colony on the server?

A: Yes, you can build and manage your own thriving colony with MineColonies mod.

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Censorship, China, communism, Corruption, Country, CraftyChina, criticism, culture, double standards, Fake, global perception, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, international relations, Minecraft, online behavior, Politics, Propaganda, Server, social media, society

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging explosive creepers and battling evil villagers who have a secret alliance with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where players can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the Nether realm where you’ll find a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen and a lava surfing competition with the Ghast King.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get seriously wacky!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

artist bullying, artist controversy, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, fandom drama, fandom hate, hate culture, Hate Speech, hate thread, HateCraft, Internet bullying, internet drama, Kevin Spencer, Minecraft, online abuse, online bullying, online harassment, online hate, online negativity, online toxicity, Server, social media hate, toxic fandom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	512	Alien Abductions:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	131	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Our community is so wild, we make the fandom look like a bunch of kittens.

One time, one of our artists got so salty over a build competition that they straight up bullied a user off the Internet. Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect when you join our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where players can party like it’s 1999. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

JoblessBro Minecraft Server

ai art, Apology, art commissions, artist, Automation, brother, Communication, Conflict, Empathy, family, insensitive, job loss, JoblessBro, JOKE, layoff, Minecraft, misunderstanding, redundancy, Résumé, Server, side hustle, Support, Technicians

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ores Mined:	8126	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-world problems? Look no further than our server, where even AI can’t take over your fun! Join us and escape the harsh reality of layoffs and redundancies with our epic adventures and crazy builds.

Imagine a world where AI art tools are no match for your creativity and imagination. Our server is the ultimate escape from the daily grind, where you can build, explore, and laugh your worries away. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

So come join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, where even the most serious situations can be turned into a hilarious joke. Don’t be an AI art tool, be a part of our wacky community and let your creativity run wild. See you in the game, where the only thing getting laid off is your boredom!