🍆💦Chastity Project Minecraft Servers

Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to be effortlessly cool! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool that even the creepers wear sunglasses and leather jackets. 2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ skeleton spinning the tunes. 3. Our community is so chill that even the Ender Dragon hangs out with us on weekends, sharing stories of his epic battles. 4. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, because why not add a little thrill to your mining adventures? 5. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance better than any player.

So come join us and be effortlessly cool in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

Welfare Leech Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can live out your wildest fantasies of leeching off welfare, committing crimes, and even… gulp… raping women!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! We’ve got special plugins that make stealing from your neighbors and evading the police a blast. And our custom-built rape dungeon is sure to keep you on the edge of your seat (or bed)!

So come on down to our server and let your inner criminal out to play. Just remember, it’s all in the name of good, clean, virtual fun!

Why aren’t more boxers smart enough to use the most devastating… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching boxers throw the same old punches over and over again? Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach boxers the most devastating combination in boxing – the Creeper Explosion followed by a Chicken Jockey stampede! Watch as your opponents are blown away by the explosive power of TNT and then overrun by a horde of angry chickens riding baby zombies. It’s the ultimate knockout combo that will leave your opponents scratching their heads (and their faces)! So why settle for boring old jabs and hooks when you can unleash chaos and mayhem in the ring? Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a boxer – you’re a Minecraft warrior!

MellowCraft

Adventure, Beta Testing, building, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Customization, Economy, Exploring, Factions, Friendly, Memories, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Welcome to our semi-Vanilla SMP server, where community and creativity come together! We offer a unique experience with a carefully curated selection of custom items, designed to enhance gameplay while keeping the core essence of Minecraft intact. Whether you’re building, exploring, or just hanging out with friends, our server is all about fun, collaboration, and building lasting memories.

Join a friendly, welcoming community of players who are passionate about creating and sharing their adventures. We strive to provide a space where everyone feels included and can enjoy a smooth, exciting Minecraft experience, with just the right touch of customization. Come for the custom items, stay for the people!

We can’t wait to see what you’ll build and create with us!

The server is currently whitelisted for beta testing

play.mellowcraft.org

Hello to Hololive Killers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say hello to Hololive killers! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. They will challenge you to epic battles where the stakes are high and the llama spit is even higher. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join Hololive killers today and experience Minecraft like never before!

100K WAITING ROOM Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or maybe you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these groovy creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Obsidian Peak

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We are a brand new server currently looking for staff!

Come join Obsidian Peak, our new Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate gaming experience! We have a wide range of Quality of Life plugins that will make your survival adventure easier and more enjoyable, including /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept. Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. So whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends. Join us today and discover the hidden treasures that await you on Obsidian Peak!

play.obsidianpeak.xyz:25569

AgilaSMP

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AgilaSMP: A Thriving Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Welcome to AgilaSMP, a dynamic and community-driven Minecraft server where creativity, competition, and camaraderie thrive.

Key Features: Economy System: Trade, earn, and grow your wealth through jobs, shops, and an active player-driven market. Land Claims: Protect your builds and collaborate safely with others. PvP Arena: Test your skills and prove your dominance in epic battles. Piñata Events: Join server-wide celebrations with rewards for everyone! Jobs: Pick up a profession and earn rewards while you play. Active Community: Meet new friends and share your adventures with like-minded players.

Whether you’re here to build, fight, or explore, AgilaSMP has something for everyone. Join us today and become part of our vibrant and growing community!

agilasmp.fun:19132

XenoCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of swimming in a sea of trash developers in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is like a shining beacon of awesomeness in a sea of mediocrity! Join us and experience the magic of Monolith Soft, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Our server is so unique that even the Ender Dragon himself is a regular player, and rumor has it that Notch pops in from time to time to marvel at our epic builds. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet – just watch out for Steve, he’s been known to challenge newcomers to a duel with nothing but a carrot and a dream.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you could be part of something truly special? Join us at Monolith Soft and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a mischievous TNT-loving admin, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

The Giga Kino Minecraft SMP: First Episode

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the first episode is so epic that it literally makes your computer poop itself! That’s right, our server is so giga kino that even the machines can’t handle the awesomeness.

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, but you’ll have to navigate through deadly traps and puzzles to claim your loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden dimension where the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your computer’s processing power). Let’s make memories that will go down in Minecraft history as the most outrageous and hilarious moments ever seen.

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7287
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3620

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Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

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Why aren’t more boxers smart enough to use the most devastating… Minecraft SMP

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MellowCraft

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Hello to Hololive Killers Minecraft Server

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100K WAITING ROOM Minecraft SMP

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Obsidian Peak

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AgilaSMP

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XenoCraft Minecraft Server

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The Giga Kino Minecraft SMP: First Episode

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Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Animals Bred:	174	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Towns Built:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	153276

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	201
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1