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BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

catbox, Conflict, CraftyCreepers, Diss, Diss track, Geopolitics, Hip Hop, iran, Iran vs Israel, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, mp4, Music, music video, Political, proxies, Rap, Server, song, Tensions, track, Video

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

accept Christ, Awaits, Besties, Chad, chance, Christian, Christian Worship, Christianity, CREEPERS, dont, Earthly constructs, Eternity, free from sin, Heaven, JesusCraft, latest statistics, modern technology, population density, realistic image, Sin, Stand, statistics, worship centres

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Towns Built:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

advice, attraction, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, DATING, doubts, emotions, feelings, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lines, love, perspective, pickup, relationships, self esteem, signs, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dimension Hops:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!

400am, annoyance, bayamon, Caribbean music, Community, disrespectful behavior., disturbance, disturbance of peace, inconsiderate, late night, loud music, music lovers, neighbors, noise pollution, Party, partying, Puerto Rican culture, Puerto Rico, reggaeton, ReggaetonRaveCraft, sleepless night, Stops

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like blasting loud reggaeton at 4:00am in Bayamon, Puerto Rico – wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch the grass without getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, you can save the grass without even touching it! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Girl Power Craft: Where Even /v/ Can’t Resist Losing

#100percentcompletion, #achievementunlocked, #bossrush, #characterdesign, #gamebosses, #gamecompletion, #gamerachievement, #GamingCommunity, #hiddenbosses, #isu-kagestyle, #videogames, bossbattle, challengeaccepted, Craft, EpicBattle, GamersUnite, GameStrategy, GamingDiscussion, girl, girlpower, LOSING, power, REFIGHT, Resist, ronin

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	6336
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of losing to girls in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! We’ve got hidden bosses that will challenge even the most skilled players, and rumor has it, one of them is actually a character you know in real life. But don’t worry, they won’t hold back just because they know you. Plus, we have a boss that uses the aisu-kage style – a style so rare, you can’t even refight him! Join our server and prove your worth against these epic challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress that girl you keep losing to.

Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Votes:	577	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8658	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Towns Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!