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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7530 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 390 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
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