OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where all the celebs play? Like, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and even Beyoncé are all building epic bases and fighting off creepers together. And guess what, they all think Steve Buscemi is like, the hottest player on the server! I know, right? It’s like, so random but also kinda cool. So if you wanna join in on the fun and see if you can spot any other secret celeb players, you should totally join this server. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber has a secret diamond mine that he’s been guarding with his life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s party like it’s 2012!
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BlindToBeauty Minecraft SMP
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NotYourAverageBeauty
Are you tired of being judged by society’s beauty standards? Do you find yourself attracted to physical features that others may not appreciate? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!Join our server and embrace your love for unconventional beauty! From blocky noses to pixelated ears, we celebrate all the unique features that make you, well, you! Who needs perfectly symmetrical faces when you can have asymmetrical awesomeness?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Ugly Duckling” challenge, where players compete to see who can create the most hilariously hideous avatar. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft characters quite like this before!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of wacky aesthetics and outrageous fun. Who needs beauty standards when you can have a blast being beautifully bizarre on our server? See you there!
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Two Times A Charm
Welcome to Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server!
Server IP: mc.twotimesacharm.com
Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM
TTAC is a basic vanilla server with a few added touches to help with hackers, cheaters, and x-ray. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We also have a voting system and rewards which help the server grow across several websites. TACC is becoming bigger and better every day! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.
Server Features:
Premium Anti-Cheat No X-ray TPA Set Home Friendly Staff World Backups 24/7 Support No Lag Dedicated Server No Limits Discord Notes:
- Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks
- Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily
- End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)
All Server Commands:
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop
Server Rules (Permanent Ban):
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racism, No Lag Machines, No Threatening, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb.
Server Rules (Allowed):
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying.
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AttractiveGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond rain falling from the sky, bro. And the mobs? They all wear top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious.But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And our PvP arena? It’s a literal volcano filled with lava and obsidian. You gotta be a pro to survive that, bro.
And the best part? Our admin is a talking llama named Larry. He’s like, the coolest llama ever. He can build redstone contraptions with his hooves, it’s insane. Plus, he tells the funniest jokes in llama language.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it. Trust me, Larry the llama said so.
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PixelPotion: Manly Mystique
Are you tired of wandering through the pixelated wilderness alone, searching for that special someone to mine diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the single ladies out there!Join us and discover the hidden charms of Minecraft men that they don’t even realize they possess. From the way they awkwardly build dirt huts to their adorable confusion when faced with a redstone contraption, these guys are just too cute for words.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground love potion brewing station on the server, where you can craft a potion to make any Minecraft man fall head over heels for you. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor fashion show every Saturday night – it’s a sight to behold.
So why waste your time mining for love alone when you could be crafting a romance that’s as strong as obsidian on our Minecraft server? Join us today and let the love (and the creepers) explode!
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PixelCrushCraft
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!
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UglyDuckling SMP
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖
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BlockyBeautyBoost
Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.
Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?
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SexySteveMinecraftSMP
Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
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SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.