| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5554 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 679 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 378 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7047 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1251 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 477 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1231 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1133 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3556 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3466 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 8603 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7012 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1583 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5882 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6310 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
