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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3728 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Farms Harvested: | 121 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!