ExeosCraft SMP: Fun and Friends!

Creative Builds, Friends, inclusive environment, customizable gameplay, themed seasons

Join ExeosCraft: The Best No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and have weird rules? ExeosCraft is for you. Keep your cash—donations go to charity.

🌟 Why Choose Us?

🌍 Stable: No lag since June 2020. Our map is 35,000×35,000 and never resets!
🚫 No Pay-To-Win: Fair play for all.
🎁 Giving Back: Extra cash helps charities and giveaways.
🌈 Safe Space: No hate here; all are welcome.
🤖 Custom Plugins: Fun tweaks to keep things fresh.
🎮 Cross-Platform: Works for Java and Bedrock with cool features!

🌐 Our Features:

🌄 Permanent World: Keep all your builds forever.
🌟 Level-Up System: Get perks for free in-game.
🐾 Pets: Train pets to help in fights.
🏡 Land Claim: Protect your builds.
🪓 McMMO: Get ranks with in-game cash.
💰 Strong Economy: A thriving player market.
🏆 Leaderboards: Show off your skills!
🌟 Hard Difficulty: We play hard here.
🗳️ Player Updates: Join our Discord to suggest stuff!

Join ExeosCraft for a fun Minecraft trip. You’ll be happy you came.

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Riches of the Block Realm

BLOCK, poor fags, charitable donations, financial support, wealth distribution

Join the Chaos: Only Here Can You Become the Lord of My Little Pigs!

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server that EVER EXISTED! Here, in the grand labyrinth of blocks, the universe unravels before your very eyes! Every pixel tells a tale so twisted, you’ll question whether you even exist. Is that grass or a portal to the Underworld? Only the brave (or the foolish) shall find out!

Feature	Description
Cursed Cows	They moo in binary. Collect their screams for special powers! (Or do they scream?)
Quantum Mining	Mine blocks and sometimes they won’t exist anymore? Balance isn’t real!
Time-Warped Crafting	Craft items in 3D, but they only appear in your neighbor’s inventory!
Unicorn Spawns!	They’re just really colorful pigs. Or are they? Who can say?
Philosopher’s Stone	Turn everything into dust or nothing! Your choice is irrelevant!

Frequently Asked Questions (or are they?)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You just have to *want* to join. But remember, desire can lead to existential dread. Are you prepared for that?

Q: What’s the server’s IP address?

A: There’s no need for IPs in a world without dimensions. Just scream into the void! It listens.

Q: Are there rules?

A: The only rule is that *there are no rules!* Except maybe *that one rule…*. But who remembers?

Random Reviews from the Abyss

“Just 1 billion dollars, pay up poor fags” – A vital lesson in economy.

“Where infinity meets the nada.” A dreamer’s mantra echoed by the undead.

“Every block is a lie; every pickaxe, a dagger!” – The *truth* reveals itself.

NoGriefingAllowed

NoGriefingAllowed, Lottery winnings, responsible money management, avoiding scams, wealth management

You’ve just won $1 billion! So what’s the first thing you’re gonna do? Obviously, join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret hidden treasure in the spawn area that’s worth even more than your billion bucks! Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any griefers trying to steal your newfound riches. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the richest, most powerful player in all of Minecraft history!

CraftyCashBillionaire24

charitable donations, investment opportunities, personal chef, luxury hotels, financial advisor

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

Investment, savings, wealth management, budgeting, Financial Planning

If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

MineCraftLottoFun

Investment, winning, MONEY, Planning, EXCITEMENT

Imagine winning the lottery and instead of buying a mansion or a fancy car, you decide to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, the diamonds literally rain from the sky! That’s right, every time you mine a block, there’s a chance it’ll turn into a diamond. And not just any diamond, but a super rare, sparkly, magical diamond that can grant you wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a friendly creature that loves to give out hugs and high fives. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams of winning the lottery in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

CraftyCash: Spend it on virtual blocks!

spend, Entertainment, extra income, education, charitable donations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as plentiful as the memes! Join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be able to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. If you can tame one, you’ll have a loyal steed that can spit fireballs at your enemies. And don’t even get us started on the disco sheep that drop glow-in-the-dark wool.

So come on down to our server and start building your wildest dreams…or nightmares. The choice is yours!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

charitable donations, Server, Minecraft, dream purchases, Family Support

Imagine winning the lottery and using all that cash to join our epic Minecraft server! You could build a diamond palace, ride a pig into battle, and even hire a team of villagers to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest blocky dreams with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MineCharity Minecraft Server

charitable causes, charitable donations, Server, charity support, wage deduction

What if I told you that on our server, every time you mine a diamond, a percentage of your in-game currency is automatically donated to charity? That’s right, you can feel good about your virtual wealth knowing that it’s going towards a good cause. Plus, rumor has it that the more you donate, the luckier your mining finds become. So join us and start digging for a cause!

MapleCraftLand

maple syrup, cold weather, Canada, Niagara Falls, justin trudeau

Eh, sorry to interrupt your igloo-building session, but have you heard about our epic Minecraft server? It’s like the Great White North on steroids, with maple syrup flowing like waterfalls and beavers building epic dams out of diamond blocks.

Join us for a wild ride through the frozen tundra, where you can ride polar bears into battle and duel with hockey sticks instead of swords. Our friendly community of moose and mounties will welcome you with open arms (or antlers) as you embark on quests to find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon and defeat the evil poutine boss.

So grab your toque and your hockey jersey, because this server is as Canadian as a beaver in a plaid shirt. Sorry, not sorry, but you won’t find a more maple-syrupy, poutine-filled, igloo-tastic Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us, eh!

Charitable Donations