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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2565 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 66 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).