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CraftyFrancesca’sWorld
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE FRANCESCA ALBANESE IS RUNNING AN INTERNATIONAL NETWORK TO TARGET ISRAEL HAHAHAHA. UN WATCH IS LIKE “WHOA FRANCESCA, CALM DOWN.” BUT SHE’S LIKE “NOPE, I’M GONNA TAKE OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD TOO.” SO JOIN NOW BEFORE FRANCESCA TAKES OVER YOUR BLOCKY LIFE LOL. -
GovtGriefers Minecraft Server
Are you tired of mainstream Hollywood and Netflix getting away with producing questionable content while you get banned for posting a harmless meme? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, from discussing controversial topics to sharing outrageous movie plots. Who needs Hollywood when you have a community like ours where you can freely express yourself without fear of getting banned? So come on in and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft! -
CraftyCanuck91
So, like, u ever wanted to play Minecraft on a server run by a Canadian auto parts billionaire who got arrested for sexual assault? well, this is the server for u! come join us for some crazy adventures and scandalous shenanigans. who knows what kind of wild stuff will happen next! plus, Frank Stronach himself might even pop in to say hi from prison. join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! -
TrumpCraft: Redstone Racism
LOLZ come join this wacky Minecraft server where we explore why so many peeps still support a former president with serious charges against him. We’ll shed light on the crazy interplay between racial attitudes and political allegiances in America! Plus, we have a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against evil creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness #TrumpSupportersUnite -
PixelWarriorUS
so, like, imagine this crazy scenario, right? a US soldier is like, in russia, and he’s on trial for, get this, threatening to kill his girlfriend! like, what even is happening, man? but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we promise there won’t be any crazy soldiers threatening anyone here, just a bunch of blocky fun and adventure! plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasure in our virtual world. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and escape from the real world madness! -
ChargeCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of political drama and legal shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only charges being thrown around are fire charges in PvP battles! Our elections are so fair, even Putin would be impressed – no rigged votes here, just pure block-placing fun. Plus, our community is so chill, you won’t have to worry about anyone creating charges out of thin air against you. So come on, join us and leave the real world craziness behind! -
Crafty Cops and Robbers: Michael Sosa Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.
We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT Tag” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco Dance Party” where you have to out-dance the zombies to survive.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you can survive the madness!
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Sinwar’s Survival Minecraft Server
so like, u know how in minecraft u can be all sneaky and stuff? well on this server, we got a secret mission for u. u gotta find this dude named Sinwar and take him out, but like, be careful cuz he’s got hostages or something. it’s like a real-life spy movie but in minecraft. so if u wanna be a secret agent and save the day, join our server now! plus, we got like, a million diamonds waiting for u at the end. it’s gonna be epic, trust me. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in minecraft land! -
River2SeaDenialCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the haters who post weird stuff like ‘From the River to the Sea’!!! we don’t play that nonsense here, only cool peeps allowed. plus, if you join, you get a FREE pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds!!! true story, bro. also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of cheese, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on a flying pig and battle evil unicorns. don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now and become part of the most insane minecraft community ever!!! 🐉🌈🦄🧀 #minecraftmadness -
Dystro-Mice: The Emotional Server
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a party for your brain cells, but in blocky pixel form, ya feel me?So, like, imagine this: you join the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where mice are running around with swords and armor, fighting each other for cheese and glory. And get this, these mice are all missing the short dystrophin-gene product, Dp71, so they’re like super jacked and ready to throw down!
But wait, there’s more! The social dynamics on this server are off the charts, bro. You’ll be making friends with mice who have deep emotional connections and complex relationships, all while battling it out in epic PvP matches. It’s like a soap opera, but with rodents and explosions!
So, why should you join this server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of mouse combat and emotional drama all in one place? Trust me, once you enter this world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your sword, grab your cheese, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!