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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9004 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 25 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Join us on our server where the cows have taken over and demand sacrifices of golden apples in exchange for safe passage through their pastures. The villagers have formed a rebellion against the iron golems and are now armed with enchanted diamond swords.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the skeletons have perfected their moonwalk.
So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity), then come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!