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SimpleMen SMP – “Minecraft SMP”

Behavior, characteristics, Communication, Creatures, Differences, gender, habits, humor, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, observations, perspective, Preferences, Psychology, relationships, Simple, SimpleMen, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Traits, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Items Found:	7944	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Farms Harvested:	633	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And if you don’t join, they will curse your crops and make your diamonds disappear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of dead creepers roam the halls, scaring the crap out of anyone who dares to enter. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond sword that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underwater base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. It’s like a rave, but with squids and dolphins as the DJs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epicness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the craziest, most ridiculous server on the internet. LLAMAS, haunted mansions, underwater raves – what more could you ask for? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoHugs4U Minecraft SMP

arrogance, characteristics, dishonesty, Friends, friendship, Incompatible, insensitivity, judgmental, lack of empathy, Manipulation, Minecraft, narcissism, NEGATIVE, NoHugs4U, passive aggressive, people, Personality, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, toxic traits, Traits, Unfriendly

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	1394	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Farms Harvested:	764	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	2395

OMG, so, like, if you can’t handle someone who builds their house out of dirt and calls it a mansion, then you can’t hang with us! We’re all about that dirt life, baby! And if you can’t handle someone who only communicates in chicken noises, then you better cluck off, because that’s how we roll here. Plus, if you can’t handle someone who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times because they think it gives them superpowers, then you’re missing out on all the fun! So, like, if you’re down for some crazy shenanigans and building the most ridiculous structures you can think of, then you gotta join our server! It’s a total blast, and we promise you’ll never be bored with us around. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get weird together!

PixelPimpin’Papi

attraction, characteristics, Charm, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, guy, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Like.., Masculinity, Personality, PixelPimpinPapi, Preferences, Qualities, relationships, Respect, romance, Traits, Women

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Because our male players are all secretly handsome princes in disguise, just waiting for their princesses to come and rescue them! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft boyfriend who will build you a castle fit for a queen? So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

CraftyMan27

Admirable, attributes, best quality, characteristics, compassion, Confidence, CraftyMan27, desirable, Empathy, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, loyalty, man, resilience, strength, Traits, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Emeralds Found:	4065
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

The ability to survive in a world filled with blocky pigs, exploding creepers, and the occasional zombie invasion! And where better to test your survival skills than on our epic Minecraft server? Join us and show off your mad building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny (rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really shiny hat). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate blocky warrior of legend!

Salty Potato Gamer Minecraft SMP: Salty Potato Gamer Describe him in 3 words: Salty, Potato, Gamer

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	129	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and epic builds! Our server is like a never-ending party where you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. From building giant statues of chickens to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, the possibilities are endless on our server.

One time, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they misread a crafting recipe. Another player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it launched players into the stratosphere! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your crazy antics and epic builds. See you in the game!

True_Classified_Minecraft SMP

Categories, characteristics, classification, classification system, Differences, generalizations, group dynamics, Human Behavior, Individuality, labeling, personality assessment, personality types, Psychology, Similarities, smp, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, Traits, True, True_Classified_Minecraft, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	57

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where players are classified into outrageous categories like “Creeper Whisperer” and “Diamond Hoarder Extraordinaire.”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs just for laughs!

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

Ideal Husband Minecraft Server

Appearance, characteristics, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, dream man, husband, ideal, ideal husband, looks, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Perfect Match, Personality, Qualities, relationship goals, Server, soulmate, Spouse, Thoughts, Trust

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of searching for the perfect partner in real life? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can design your dream husband from scratch! From his pixelated hair to his blocky abs, you have full control over creating the man of your dreams. Plus, he’ll never leave the toilet seat up or forget your anniversary because, well, he’s not real! Join our server now and start building your virtual happily ever after.

Beta People Minecraft SMP

Alpha, Beta, characteristics, Country, Cultural differences, demographics, Dominant, followership., Individuality, leadership, Minecraft, people, personality spectrum, personality traits, personality types, Population, Psychology, sigma, smp, social behavior, societal norms, submissive, Traits

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ores Mined:	8567	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with beta players who can’t even build a dirt house properly? Well, look no further because our server is filled with alpha players who can build a castle out of diamonds in their sleep!

Join us and become part of the most sigma-tastic community in the Minecraft universe. We have secret underground societies, epic battles with giant creepers, and even a pet dragon that roams the land.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and show off your alpha skills, join us now and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real life when you can be a Minecraft superstar?

Perfect GF Phenotype Minecraft Server

autistic, characteristics, CHUBBY, compatibility, Country, DATING, dream girl, Girlfriend, ideal partner, love, Midwestern, Minecraft, partner search, perfect, perfect girlfriend, Personality, phenotype, physical appearance, relationship goals, romantic partner, Server, Traits, unique qualities

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8321	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Emeralds Found:	4443	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of searching for the perfect girlfriend in your country? Look no further, because on our server, we have the ultimate phenotype of the perfect girlfriend – the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF!

Join our server and experience the joy of building a virtual relationship with a girl who loves Minecraft just as much as you do. Watch as she expertly navigates through the blocky world, creating masterpieces and slaying mobs with ease.

But that’s not all – our Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF comes with a special set of skills that will leave you in awe. From her impeccable mining abilities to her uncanny knack for finding diamonds, she is truly a force to be reckoned with.

So why wait? Join our server now and find out why everyone is clamoring to be with the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF. Love knows no bounds in the world of Minecraft!

MediOWL server Minecraft

characteristics, Friends, MediOWL, Minecraft, new generation, Server, SURVIVE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crops Grown:	1512
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!

128.0.128.237

/BlockParty/ – Minecraft SMP & Gaming Shenanigans

a hat in time, Age of Decadence, Atelier, Axiom Verge, Baba Is You, Battle Brothers, blockparty, Card City Nights 2, cave story, Civilization, crosscode, Cultist Simulator, darkest dungeon, Darkwood, DashBored, dead cells, disco elysium, Environmental Station Alpha, FTL, Gaming, hollow knight silksong, idle games, indie game community, indie games, Jrpg, Knytt, Lisa, Lobotomy Corp, Loop Hero, machinarium, Middens, Minecraft, Monolith, Monster Train, noita, Obscure games, Off, OneShot, pillars of eternity, Rain World, Rayman, rimworld, roguelite games, RPGMAKER games, Shenanigans, shmup games, slay the spire, smp, starsector, Subnautica, Sunless Skies, The Desolate Hope, underrail, VA-11 HALL-A, Valkyria Chronicles, Yume Nikki

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more indie games than you can shake a pixelated stick at, from Age of Decadence to A Hat in Time to Baba Is You. And don’t even get us started on the RPGs – we’ve got everything from Darkest Dungeon to Lobotomy Corp to VA-11 HALL-A.

But that’s not all – we welcome all kinds of games here, whether they’re on mobile, consoles, Flash, Unity, freeware, or early access. We’ve even got a soft spot for those forgotten gems and starving devs who just need a little love.

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just stumble upon the next big indie hit while you’re here. Just be careful not to get lost in the booru – there’s some seriously weird stuff in there. And whatever you do, don’t mention the Dead Thread…RIP.

WeddingCraft2021

7 year old, Adult-only, bad person, child-free, college classmates, Cruel, exception, facebook, friends son, Happy, invite, medical reasons, Newsletter, plus one, refusal, sisters, Teen Mom, threat, UNFAIR, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2846	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama-free weddings and no entitled guests allowed! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of virtual matrimony.

Imagine a world where you can have a child-free wedding without any medical reminders, just pure happiness and joy. Except for those sneaky little sisters who always manage to sneak in! And don’t forget about the friend who tries to bring her son against the rules – talk about a plot twist!

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where you never know who might show up uninvited. So, if you’re looking for a server with a side of drama and a sprinkle of chaos, look no further. Come join us and let the fun begin!

OligarchCraft: UK Oil Co. Stake

assets, Business, controversial, Economy, ENERGY, Financial, foreign relations, Industry, Investment, LARGEST, Oil, oil firm, OligarchCraft, oligarchs, ownership, Partnership, Politics, Russian, sanctioned, sanctions, stake, uk

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Runes Activated:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	79
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

LOL you gotta join this server, cuz guess what? SANCTIONED RUSSIAN OLIGARCHS are takin’ a stake in the largest UK oil firm! like, what even is happenin’ right now? it’s like a real-life soap opera but in Minecraft form. come join us and see what crazy shenanigans these oligarchs get up to. maybe they’ll even start their own oil company in the game and take over the whole server. who knows, anything can happen in this wild and wacky world we live in. so come on, join us and let’s see where this rollercoaster ride takes us!

What is the IP for Solo Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5387	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Potions Brewed:	66	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Solo is a talented musician and singer who is known for his smooth vocals and soulful sound. He started his music career at a young age, growing up in a household filled with music. Solo has released several successful albums and singles, earning him a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim. With his passion for music and unique style, Solo continues to inspire and captivate audiences around the world.

Chewiecraft

beautiful world, Biomes, Bosses, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Educational, end game, Events, family friendly, Helpful Staff, Land Protection, Loot, mobs, Player Economy, Player Shops, Resources, Structures, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Version: 1.8 – 1.20.6

play.chewiecraft.net:37857

Join United Crafters for some serious adulting in Minecraft! No kids allowed, just pure blocky fun! 1.21 version recommended.

adulting, Adventure, Allowed, blocky, Bosses, Community, Crafters, creative freedom, Discord, Events, Fun, grief-free, Join, Kids, loops69, Minecraft, Pure, Quests, recommended, United, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4879	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

United Crafters SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to the United Crafters SMP Minecraft Server! Join us for a fresh new adventure in Minecraft 1.21 with a vibrant community of players. Explore, build, and conquer challenges in our player-friendly environment.

Server Overview:

Key Features	Description
Fresh New World	Start from scratch in a vibrant, unexplored landscape.
Thriving Community	Connect with mature players, share your creations, and build lasting friendships.
Exciting Challenges	Face unique quests, epic bosses, and thrilling events.
Creative Freedom	Build anything you can imagine in our grief-free environment.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, add my discord Loops69 for server information and access.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed in our player-friendly environment.
What version of Minecraft does the server use?	We are currently running Minecraft 1.21 on our server.
Are there any special events or challenges on the server?	Yes, we regularly host unique quests, epic bosses, and thrilling events for our players.

Indians Steal You Are Jobs Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	New Chunks Explored:	465248
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ores Mined:	9508
Villages Defended:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of Indians stealing your job in the real world? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and show those pesky Indians who’s boss in a virtual world where job stealing is a thing of the past.

On our server, you can build your own empire and hire only the most loyal and hardworking virtual employees. Watch as your virtual business thrives and grows, all while sticking it to those job-stealing Indians.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are hell-bent on taking over the virtual world. Join forces with them and embark on epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to job-stealing Indians once and for all!

Vacuums are a technology, so should I get a coded or codeless… Minecraft SMP

automated cleaning, Awful, cleaning, cleaning equipment, Coded, coded vacuum, codeless vacuum, codeless.., convenience, dust removal, floor cleaning, Home Appliances, household chores, Minecraft, Returned, robot vacuums, smart home, smp, suction power, Technology, Technology gadgets, vacuum cleaner, vacuuming, Vacuums

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Votes:	6716	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Farms Harvested:	461
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of vacuuming in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where vacuums are the latest technology! Forget about coded or codeless vacuums, we have vacuum robots that do all the cleaning for you. And don’t worry, they won’t turn evil and take over the server like in that one sci-fi movie. Trust us, we’ve tested them extensively. So if you want to sit back, relax, and watch as your virtual vacuum robot cleans up all the creepers and zombies in your base, then this is the SMP for you. Plus, rumor has it that one player’s vacuum robot accidentally sucked up a diamond block and now it’s the richest player on the server. Join now and see what crazy adventures await you in our vacuum-filled world!

HolyTouristDrama

agendas, aita, atheist, Beliefs, compromise, convictions, cultish, disagreement, Ethics, HolyTouristDrama, Hub, Morals, political candidates, Principles, PROFITS, Religion, religious affiliations, Spouse, tourist junk, tourist place, tourist trap

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of being dragged to boring tourist traps that support causes you don’t believe in? Join our Minecraft server and escape the cultish tourist traps of the real world! Our server is a sanctuary for atheists and non-believers who refuse to compromise their principles for a day of sightseeing.

Instead of wasting your time and money at a religious tourist trap, come join us for some epic adventures in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any hidden agendas. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious NPCs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time at a tourist trap when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with like-minded individuals who share your beliefs (or lack thereof)? Join us now and say goodbye to boring tourist traps forever!

DeathlyCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5848	Magic Items Found:	1450
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction to playing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. Who needs bodily functions when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs?

2. Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who spontaneously explodes whenever someone builds a particularly ugly house. So if you’re looking for some explosive surprises, you know where to find them!

3. We have a secret underground society of players who have discovered a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and dive headfirst into a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today! Just make sure to stock up on snacks and adult diapers, because once you start playing, you won’t want to stop.