But beware, our server has a secret underground society of chubby players who have banded together to overthrow the skinny overlords. Rumor has it they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give them super strength and agility. Will you join their ranks and fight for fat liberation? Or will you stick with the normies and risk being squashed by a giant porkchop-wielding giant?
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why being fat in Minecraft isn’t just a stereotype – it’s a revolution! Join us and show Atlus that big is beautiful, one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. From parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity to spleef tournaments where the ground literally disappears beneath your feet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Lightning failed as the new face of Final Fantasy because she couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. So don’t make the same mistake as Lightning – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join our server for the chance to explore ancient temples, battle evil villains, and raid tombs just like Lara herself. Who needs diamonds when you can find priceless artifacts and treasure instead?
So why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can channel your inner Lara Croft and embark on epic adventures? Join our server now and let the fun begin!
We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a llama-riding wizard to a talking cow who’s convinced he’s the king of the server. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts that have players digging up diamonds, emeralds, and the occasional enchanted potato.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of ninja pandas. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your rightful riches?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who needs Square Enix when you’ve got exploding chickens and ninja pandas, am I right?
Picture this: Miyamoto, the legendary game designer, is running for his life from Banjo, the lovable bear from the hit video game series. Why is Miyamoto so afraid? Because on our server, Banjo has been given superpowers and is wreaking havoc everywhere he goes!
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground lair where Steve and Herobrine are engaged in an epic battle for control of the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!
So if you’re ready for non-stop action, insane storylines, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared to run for your life when Banjo comes charging towards you!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn)!
| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.
| A | Default Prisoner |
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| B | $25,000 |
| C | $80,000 |
| D | $250,000 |
| E | $800,000 |
| Parolee | $1,500,000 |
| Citizen | $2,000,000 |
| Guard | Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband |
| SrGuard | Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges |
| Warden | Administrator Position |
| SrWarden | Senior Administrator Position |
Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the below prison rules:
Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will either result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement for 5 Minutes (If you run from them).
We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!
It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your partner’s mother swoops in and declares she’s going to eat your hard-earned pizza. Will you stand up for yourself and claim what’s rightfully yours, or will you let it slide and search for leftovers in the fridge? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.
With a language barrier thrown into the mix, communication becomes even more challenging. Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else.
So come join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about that stolen pizza.
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| The Cubed Chaos server has been around since b1.2, and intends to keep updating as time goes on. The goal is to create an environment of friends who love Minecraft, and can contribute to the ever-expanding world. There is a ton to see and explore, especially given that our world file is a massive 50 GB. Cubed Chaos has taken a lot of notes from YouTube SMPs such as HermitCraft, in that it features a diamond economy, players have their own individual bases, but also should contribute to the market at spawn. We want to foster a community. |
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YouTubers are a big bonus, but definitely not required.
We have a Public Discord for those who wish to apply here. There is a 30-day probation period as well. Best of luck!
Imagine a world where you can build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s like a fever dream, but better because you can actually play it.
And let me tell you, the community here is top notch. We’ve got the dankest memes, the weirdest builds, and the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.
So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and creativity, come join us on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to question your sanity and your grasp on reality. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
So, there’s this couple, right? They’ve been together for like forever, but their relationship is as dry as a desert. They decide to move back in with their parents to work on themselves, but here’s the kicker – they have two cats, Mocha and Coffee Bean. Mocha is attached to the dude, but the chick ain’t having it. Why, you ask? Because his mom’s house is a literal garbage dump! Like, knee-deep in trash, rotting food, spiders, and cockroaches. Can you imagine poor Mocha living in that mess? No way, Jose!
But wait, there’s more! The dude gets all overwhelmed when Mocha wants attention. He yells, he locks her out of rooms, he’s a mess. Meanwhile, the chick is a cat whisperer. She gives treats, she plays, she’s the ultimate cat mom. And guess what? The cats are legally hers! So, when she refuses to let him take Mocha, all hell breaks loose.
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than this cat drama, then hop on board! We’ve got virtual cats, virtual drama, and virtual chaos waiting for you. Don’t be a square, join us now!
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Available On | Java & Bedrock |
| Server IP | play.stormylagoon.com |
| Bedrock Port | 25566 (No port needed for Java) |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Discord Username | Duvahl |
| Tiktok | Follow us on Tiktok |
Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I connect to the server? | You can connect using the IP address play.stormylagoon.com. For Bedrock, use the port 25566. |
| Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? | No, all ranks and perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay. |
| Is PvP enabled by default? | No, PvP is disabled by default but can be enabled by choice. |
| How can I claim land for my builds? | Use the advanced land claiming system to take control of your builds and manage access. |
