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StupidCraft: Who’s the Noob?

stupidest person, funny anecdotes, social commentary, Human Behavior, personal stories

🌟 Welcome to the Wackiest Blocktopia you’ve Ever Seen! 🌟

Are you tired of your mundane Minecraft life? Do you find your current server lacking in sheer ridiculousness? Well, let me introduce you to the ultimate chaos that is this insane server!

🐢 Pet Turtles with Attitude: Join us and you might come across our resident turtle, Sir Dive-a-Lot! Legend has it that he once convinced a whole army of creepers to take a vacation on the moon! If you get on his good side, he might just teach you how to dance like a pro!

🚀 Rocket-Powered Cows: Forget sheep! On this server, we’ve genetically modified cows to propel themselves into the stratosphere. Yep, we’re talking about bovines that can fart their way to the clouds! Witness the Great Cow Launch every Sunday at 3 PM, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots!

🤖 AI-Powered Bread Wars: Ever wanted to start a bread baking competition but with a twist? Here, our AI will judge your creations based on how soft they are and how much they can make villagers weep with joy. Last week’s champion baked a loaf that sang pop songs, but the toaster voted against it because it burned the edges!

👻 Haunted Trees with an Attitude Problem: Our birch trees have developed a rebellious streak. You’ve got to watch out for them – they throw shade (literally) at newcomers and occasionally engage in debates about the existential meaning of Minecraft life. Join in for a chance to earn their respect – they might even drop enchanted saplings!

💪 Bungee Jumping Zombies: Ever wanted to send a zombie flying off a cliff? Our bungee zombies come back for more after every jump! They’ve mastered the art of “Zombungee,” so you can bet they’ll bounce right back to give you a warm (and slightly decayed) hello!

🤡 The Great Pig Race of Doom: Every Saturday, we throw the Great Pig Race of Doom, where pigs equipped with jetpacks zoom through obstacle courses filled with lava pits and singing enderman! The prize? A crown made of diamond-encrusted bacon, of course!

🎉 Join Us: So if you want to meet the world’s most entertaining players and create ludicrous legends with us, hop onto the most outrageous Minecraft server EVER. Bring your imagination (and maybe a snorkel, because things can get weird), and get ready for a block party like no other!

We promise, you’ve never seen Minecraft quite like this! #JoinIfYouDare

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The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

smp, interactive experience, cultural exchange, simulation, historical reenactment

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all the new worlders are required to larp as Italians! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that pasta and pizza are the true keys to success in Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a pasta-loving, pizza-eating Italian mobster while building epic structures and battling creepers?

Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Decision making, tough choices, internet culture, Community, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

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Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

career, maternity leave, Pregnancy, paternity leave, family-friendly workplace

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

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No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

Media, Server, Fan Service, anime fans, list

Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

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Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

smp, Gaming, iconic, Kino, zoomers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

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BreadSRV

Small, Minecraft, uberenchant, Plugins, Friendly

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

prostate gland, Paradise, prostate checkup, Server, PIXEL

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

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No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

Loneliness, foreign partners, smp, societal expectations, marriage prospects

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

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Why Not? Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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