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Billionaire Dreams and Love

character archetypes, diverse romance, romance for men, love, disabled romantic interest

Join the Ultimate Minecraft Server: Where Reality Disintegrates at the Click of a Block!

Welcome to the server of your dreams (or nightmares, who’s counting?). You may think you’ve played Minecraft before, but NOTHING will prepare you for this chaotic dimension of pixels and insanity! Is this the greatest server known to mankind, or the worst pit of digital despair? Does it even matter? Once you log in, you’ll question if you ever existed before this moment! Don’t think, just jump in!

Feature	Description
Infinite Lava Pits	Because who needs floors? Swim through endless magma, perfect for ‘enjoying’ the heat!
Flaming Creepers	They don’t just explode—they applaud your demise! Applauding is the new cool.
Endless Night!	Daylight is a myth! Enjoy the eerie glow of your introspection as you navigate through pitch black!
Inverted Gravity Blocks	Feel free to fall UP! Physics was a suggestion anyway. Just like love!
Living Trees	They bark at you! They scream! They know your secrets. Chop one down and find the truth!
Sentient Armor	Your armor is tired of your decisions. It whispers sweet nothings that only you can hear.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?A: Just open your fridge and scream your username at the butter. If it responds, you’re in!

Q: What game mode should I choose?A: The mode is a construct! You should choose ‘Existential Crises’ mode for maximum confusion!

Q: Can I bring friends?A: Friends are a societal illusion. They will just turn into mobs the moment you log in.

Q: Is there a Discord server?A: Discord? More like Discourse of the Damned! Just leave your sanity at the door.

Random Quotes from Our Players

“romance made for women… this tells you all you need to know.”
“romantic interest is 6’4″ billionaire chad… what does that even mean?”
“romance made for men… romantic interest is crippled/disabled, and so is my sense of reality.”

2020sMemeCraft

2020s, Diversity, movies, 2020sMemeCraft, Future

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all the wild and wacky stereotypes of the 2020s! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate virtual time capsule of this crazy era.

Picture this: in our server, you can witness the legendary Toilet Paper Wars of 2020, where players fought tooth and nail for the last roll of precious TP. Will you be the one to emerge victorious in this epic battle?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaotic world of Zoom meetings gone wrong, where players must navigate through glitchy screens and awkward virtual backgrounds to complete quests and challenges. Can you survive the dreaded “You’re on mute” curse?

And let’s not forget about the Great Banana Bread Bake-Off of 2020, where players compete to see who can bake the most delicious loaf of banana bread. Will you rise to the occasion and claim the title of Master Baker?

So come on, join our server and experience the madness of the 2020s like never before. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you in this virtual world!

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AnimeStoryCraft Minecraft Server

Piccolo, Server, mentor, love interest, Autismo

Are you tired of predictable storylines and cliché character archetypes in literature? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server offers a whole new world of insanity and chaos that will make you forget all about those boring old tropes!

Join our server and embark on a journey where the hero is a potato, the old mentor is a talking llama, and the lancer heroine is a ninja turtle with a love for cheese. The piccolo of the story? Oh, he’s a magical unicorn who farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who befriend him.

Forget about predictability and embrace the madness on our server. Who needs classical literature when you can have a llama mentor and a potato hero? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity.

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Crafty Love Confessions: Minecraft Dating Server

adhd, love, Arcade, horror movies, Falling In Love

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your love life? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the time you found out your crush might be asexual but you’re still falling for them hard.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing where your heart will take you next, just like the time you awkwardly asked your crush to hang out and ended up having the best time ever.

With mini-games like laser tag and bowling, you’ll never run out of ways to bond with your friends, just like the time you and your crush bonded over horror movies and awkwardness.

So come on, join our server and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find the love of your life amidst all the chaos and fun. Who needs a relationship status when you have a Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

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CraftyCouples: Where Minecraft Love Stories Begin!

Girlfriend, Powerful, independent, self description, magnetic

Welcome to the most aromatic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so fragrant, you’ll swear you can smell the pixels. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of this server once defeated an army of creepers using only the power of her own scent. That’s right, her aroma is so potent that it can repel even the most explosive of mobs. So if you want to bask in the sweet, sweet smell of victory, come join us on this one-of-a-kind server. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs, because things are about to get stinky in the best way possible.

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BoobCraft: Where Babies Are Fed and Blocks Are Placed

16. Bonding, 7. Parenting, 14. Nutrition, 13. Motherly love, blocks

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cows have udders so big you’ll wonder, “How many babies can she feed with these tits?” Join us for a wild adventure where you can milk cows the size of houses and use their milk to create giant cheese blocks to build with. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens lay golden eggs that you can use as currency to buy diamond armor for your pet pig. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how far you can stretch those udders!

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LOLg/ – Minecraft for Multilingual Memers

foreign language, learning experiences, linguistics, textbooks, translation challenges

Are you tired of boring language learning servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to learn languages while having a blast! Last week, we launched a demoralization campaign that worked so well, everyone quit other servers just to join ours!

Join us to learn languages, share your language learning experiences, ask outrageous questions about your target language, and even participate in translation challenges that will make you question your sanity! Make frens who are just as crazy about languages as you are!

Check out our wiki for all the tips and tricks on how to learn a foreign language like a pro. And don’t forget our useful links, including a free language-learning book archive that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a language-learning journey like no other. Who knows, you might even pick up some alien languages along the way!

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Crafty AF – Noobs Beware

Noobs, long trail tags, tags, Crafty, Numbers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of pure gold, and battle a horde of evil zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before!

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Arrow Drama Craft

question.., Symbolism, confusion, indication, Meaning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret dimension filled with dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest that, when opened, grants you the ability to turn into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for the arrow… it might lead you straight into a pit of lava!

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SeriousCraft: Where we pretend to be serious but end up trolling each other anyway

serious, cosmic spectacle, sky watching, lunar eclipse, challenge

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old views? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the most epic eclipse over the USA that will blow your mind! And forget about those lame black and white copies, we’ve got the real deal here. Join us for a once in a lifetime experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little blinded, but it’s totally worth it). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and witness the eclipse of a lifetime!

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