Chapter Black MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HubbyForgotMyBigDay

lack of communication, pending deadline, lack of support, presentation details, zoom link

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be ignored like this poor PhD student’s husband ignored her presentation! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and most importantly, people who actually care about what you’re up to.

Unlike the husband in this story, our players are always eager to know what you’re working on and will support you every step of the way. Who needs a reminder when you have a whole community cheering you on?

So come on, join our server and leave the real-life assholes behind. Let’s build, explore, and conquer together!

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ExerCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, weightlifting, health, gym, swimming

Are you tired of boring old exercise routines? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only exercise you’ll be getting is running away from creepers and zombies! Trust us, your heart rate will be through the roof in no time. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden treasure chests that can only be found by doing squats in real life. Who needs a gym membership when you have our server? So come join us and get fit the Minecraft way!

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Pixelated Prestige

sought after, top of the line, chic, Fashionable, pixelated

Are you tired of boring old premium servers that everyone else is playing on? Well, look no further because our server is the new definition of premium! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as mounts, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy!

Join our server and become a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history. We have players who can build entire cities in a single day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have discovered the secret to unlimited diamonds (spoiler alert: it involves dancing with creepers).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those old premium servers behind and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget! Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

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AsteroidCraft: Close Call Saturday

asteroid, Event, astronomical, astronomical event, Phenomenon

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL GUESS WHAT, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN ASTEROIDS WANNA CHECK IT OUT! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, AN ASTEROID IS GONNA PASS CLOSE TO EARTH JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THE MADNESS GOING ON IN OUR SERVER.

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE HEROBRIEN HIMSELF LIKES TO HANG OUT.

SO IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER, THEN JOIN US NOW! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, BECAUSE EVEN ASTEROIDS CAN’T RESIST THE TEMPTATION OF OUR SERVER!

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PuppyPanicCraft

pet care, Frustration, life change, adjustment, pet ownership

So, like, imagine this, right? You bring home a cute lil puppy in Minecraft, and suddenly your whole world is turned upside down. You’re like, “OMG, why did I do this? This puppy is driving me crazy!” But don’t worry, on our server, we got you covered.

Join our server and let all your puppy-related stress melt away. We have magical potions that make your virtual puppy behave like a perfect angel. No more anxiety, weariness, or frustration here, just pure puppy love and happiness.

Plus, on our server, you can build a giant doghouse that defies all laws of physics. Imagine a doghouse so big, it’s like a castle for your furry friend. And guess what? Your puppy can talk in this magical land. That’s right, your Minecraft puppy can hold a conversation with you about the meaning of life and the best way to mine diamonds.

So come on, join our server and experience the joy of having a virtual puppy without any of the real-life stress. It’s like therapy, but with more creepers and less crying. Let’s make Minecraft puppies great again!

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MoonLightSB

Survival, Minecraft, MoonLightSB, welcome, Israelis

Hi to all Israelis! Anyone looking for a good and quality minecraft server More than welcome to enter the server and try!

play.moonlightsb.lol

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Best RP server – IP below Minecraft server

Community, rp, Roleplay, Ip:, Minecraft

The owner of the server “Best RP server – IP below” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

213.239.198.168:26946

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MineCraze Server: “The Main Problem”

realization, favorite developer, pure garbage, shitters, Clueless

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the developer has the Midas touch and can do no wrong… until now! Witness the chaos as our almost perfect developer faces challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming.

But fear not, because on our server, we embrace the uncomfortable truth that even the best developers can make mistakes. Join us as we navigate through the endless ocean of garbage in the video game industry, where our server shines like a diamond in the rough.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you witness the epic saga of a developer’s fall from grace, all while enjoying the wacky and wild world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be a part of the madness!

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ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

body judgment, Minecraft, fat, body shaming, self esteem

Are you tired of feeling like a chunky monkey in a world full of slim avatars? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being thicc is a superpower! We have special power-ups that only activate when your character reaches a certain weight limit. So go ahead and indulge in all the virtual cake and cookies you want, because on our server, the bigger the player, the stronger they are! Join now and show off your curves in all their blocky glory!

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StepGrandkidSquad Minecraft Server

stepgrandkids, grandchildren names, stepfamily dynamics, relationship boundaries, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor all family members, even the step-grandparents! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with naming ceremonies for all your virtual grandchildren.

Imagine a world where step-grandparents are celebrated like never before, where every pixelated grandchild has a name that pays tribute to their step-grandma. Dive into the virtual world where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption, and drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through family relationships in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to vent all your step-grandparent naming frustrations? Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun – join now and let the pixelated drama begin!

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