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ChapterZeroCraft

Authors, BEGINNINGS, bibliophile, books, bookworm, chapter 0, ChapterZeroCraft, Characters, Fiction, Introductions, literary devices, Literature, narrative, Novels, Plot development, prologues, reading, storytelling, Storytelling techniques, structure, Writing

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

u wanna join dis server cuz it got more diamonds den a rich granny’s jewelry box. we got creepers dat do the macarena and zombies dat breakdance. our villagers are so swaggy dey wear gucci robes. u can ride pigs into battle and have a pet chicken dat lays golden eggs. we got a secret underground disco where skeletons drop sick beats. join us if u wanna have a blast, cuz dis server is lit like a creeper explosion. come on in and let’s mine and craft like there’s no tomorrow!

GoodMorningCraft SMP

cheerful morning, early bird, good morning, good vibes only, GoodMorningCraft, greetings, happy day ahead, hello world, morning inspiration, morning routine, morning vibes, new beginnings, New Day, positive energy, positive start, rise and shine, smp, start fresh, start the day right, sunny day, Wake up happy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic SMP where the pigs ride on saddles, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is said to grant wishes (or at least make a really cozy sweater).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you in the pixelated world!

CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong

blocking users, boundary setting, childfree lifestyle, creep behavior, CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong, cyberbullying, digital boundaries, Instagram accounts, internet safety, online boundaries, online communication, online friendships, online harassment, online relationships, online safety, personal space, privacy concerns, respecting boundaries, setting limits, social media etiquette, toxic friendships

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy online “friends” like Mike and just have a blast building and exploring with fellow gamers!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with hilarious antics and epic battles against virtual creepers (not the human kind, thank goodness). We promise not to pressure you into changing your username or giving out personal information – unless you want to, because hey, we’re all about consent here.

So come on over and block out the negativity like a pro player, because on our server, the only thing creeping you out will be the monsters lurking in the shadows. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no facetime required!

ForestFrights Minecraft SMP

chilling, creepy, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, fear, Forest, ForestFrights, Haunting, Horror, ISOLATION, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nature, Panic, Scary, smp, spooky, Terror, unknown, Wilderness, wildlife, Woods

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you see is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further, because on our server, the forest is full of surprises! From giant spiders riding on the backs of skeletons to trees that come to life and chase you down, you never know what you’ll encounter in our enchanted forest. Join now if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

ManlyMineMoments

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest fantasies of pig jousting while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of diamonds or a pile of…well, let’s just say it’s not diamonds.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, humor, international relations, jokes, leadership, mercy, mercy call, military strategy, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Russian retreat, satire, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”

Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!

SoyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, soy, soy allergies, soy benefits, soy consumption, soy diet, soy diet consequences, soy diet effects, soy health effects, soy intolerance, Soy milk, soy nutrition, soy overdose, soy overdose symptoms, soy products, soy protein, soy risks, soy sensitivity, soy side effects, soy toxicity, soybeans, SoyCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Runes Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	945	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

/pol/ack, Alt-Right, Based, BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP, BBC, Chud, controversial, cringe, current events, debate, Global Issues, identity politics, Int, international discussion, internet culture, ITT, online forum, Political, ranny, sissie, social media

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2415	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBnBSnitch

Abuse, bb, concern, CraftyBnBSnitch, disturbance, family, guests, highlands, intervention, investigation, italy, noise, overreaction, OWNER, Police, privacy, Safety, scotland, thin walls, vacation, walls

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!

We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!

And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!

UnlearnableCraft

beyond education, beyond learning, cannot learn, genetic predispositions, impossible to learn, inherent abilities, inherent knowledge, inherent skills, inherent traits, innate abilities, instinctual knowledge, intuitive knowledge, natural talents, unlearnable, UnlearnableCraft, unteachable, unteachable abilities, unteachable knowledge, unteachable skills, unteachable traits

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3668	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.

KramCraftHotelStrike

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Hotel, international news, Journalism, journalism safety, journalist, Kramatorsk, KramCraftHotelStrike, Media, missing, press freedom, Reuters, Russian strike, search and rescue, Ukraine, violence, War, war reporting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5290	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even reuters journalists are ditching their jobs to play with us! our server is so lit, it’s like a russian strike on a hotel in kramatorsk – you won’t know what hit you! we have so many crazy adventures and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret club. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!