Chapeuzinho Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPanic” vs “BlockBusters

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	853740
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds. Along the way, they battled evil creepers, rode on the backs of flying chickens, and even befriended a group of singing zombies. And in the end, they found the Golden Pickaxe and became the richest players in all the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on your own epic journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a dancing llama or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PutinCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, Hungary-Russia relations, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Moscow, Orbán, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, rebukes, russia, Server, summit, Ultimate

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4260
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

LOL GUYZ, DIS SERVER IS LIT LIKE A FIREWORK IN A POTATO FIELD. WE GOTZ CRAZY STORIES LIKE WHEN HUNGRY ORBAN WENT TO MOSCOW TO MEET PUTIN AND THE EU WAS LIKE “NAH BRO, NOT COOL.” BUT ON DIS SERVER, WE WELCOME ALL DA DRAMA AND POLITICS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND MIND-BLOWING BUILDZ. PLUS, WE GOTZ FREE DIAMONDS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. SO COME ON AND JOIN DA MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

PixelNinjaSpeed

Broadband, connectivity, data speed, data transfer, digital infrastructure, digital revolution, fastest internet speed, High-Speed Internet, innovation, internet, internet connection, internet service provider, Japan, Japanese technology, Network, PixelNinjaSpeed, record-breaking, speed test, Technology, telecommunications, World record

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ores Mined:	6341
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

OMG U GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT HAS INTERNET SPEED FASTER THAN JAPAN! LIKE, JAPAN SETS WORLD RECORD FOR FASTEST INTERNET SPEED EVER AND WE BEAT THAT!

WHEN U JOIN THIS SERVER, UR MINECRAFT GAME WILL BE SO FAST U WON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH URSELF! U CAN BUILD A HOUSE IN LIKE 2 SECONDS AND FLY AROUND LIKE A SPEEDY GONZALEZ!

ALSO, THE SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS! U CAN BECOME A MERMAID AND SWIM AROUND COLLECTING DIAMONDS AND GOLD!

PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT PIZZA LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF PIZZA! U CAN EAT UR WAY THROUGH THE LAND AND NEVER GET FULL!

SO COME JOIN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE FASTEST INTERNET SPEED EVER AND ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AWAITING U! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

FireworksFreakout

4th of july, Animal Behavior, animal welfare, Dogs, fireworks, FireworksFreakout, holiday stress, house pets, loud noises, pet anxiety, pet anxiety relief, pet behavior, pet calming techniques, pet care, pet health, pet owners, pet owners tips, pet safety, pet safety tips, wild animals

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8343	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	284	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the animals throw a wild party every time fireworks go off! imagine creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the macarena, and skeletons trying to twerk! it’s a real zoo out here, literally! join now for a chance to witness the most epic animal dance party in minecraft history! oh, and did we mention the pigs can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join our server today and let the animal antics begin!

FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis

BMI, body fat, Body Mass Index, Diagnosis, distribution, fat distribution, FatCraft, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Medications, MODERN, modernizing, obesity, Obesity awareness, obesity diagnosis, obesity medications, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, study, Treatment, weight

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!

we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!

so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!

Don’t be mystified by our SMP, it’s like Hogwarts but with creepers!

Adventure, Assistance, building, classic, collaborations, Community, creativity, CREEPERS, dont, Events, Exploration, gameplay, Hogwarts, Houses, imagination, Kindness, Magic, multiplayer, mystified, Respect, rules, smp, Structures, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	169	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1947
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Mystic SMP Overview

Server IP	mystic.kinetichosting.gg

About Us: Mystic SMP is a mostly vanilla survival multiplayer (SMP) server designed for players who enjoy a classic Minecraft experience with a touch of magic and adventure. Our server promotes a friendly and respectful community where players can build, explore, and have fun together.

Server Rules:

No Griefing: Respect others’ builds and creations.
No Hacking: Play fair and keep the game enjoyable for everyone.
Respect Others: Treat all players with kindness and respect.
Have Fun: Enjoy your time and make the most of your adventures!

Features:

Build Anywhere: Feel free to construct your own houses, structures, and anything your imagination conjures up.
Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and helpful group of players who are always ready to assist and collaborate.

Join us today and become part of the Mystic SMP community where adventure and creativity await!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I grief other players’ builds?	No, griefing is against our server rules. Please respect others’ creations.
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. We strive to provide a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP “mystic.kinetichosting.gg” in your Minecraft client.
What do I do if I encounter a player being disrespectful?	Please report any disrespectful behavior to a staff member so that appropriate action can be taken.

MamaCraft Minecraft Server

Bonding, children, chubas, chubby babies, chubby cheeks, family, Happiness, Heartwarming, joy, love, MamaCraft, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, motherly pride, Nurturing, parenting, proud mamas, proud moments, proud parents, Server, Support, VT mamas

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you proud VT mamas and chubas out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and heartwarming moments as you navigate through our wacky world. Build a house for your chuba, go on ridiculous quests with other players, and watch as your chuba grows into the most epic creature in all of Minecraft!

But beware, rival VT mamas may try to steal your chuba or challenge you to chuba battles. Will you come out on top as the ultimate chuba champion? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chuba madness begin!

CraftyGirlsMC – The Perfect Mix of Cute Girls and Chaos Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, balance, CGDCT, Chaos, charming, comedy, CraftyGirlsMC, cute, Cute girls, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Female Protagonists, friendship, Fun, Girls, Heartwarming, humor, light-hearted, lighthearted, Minecraft, Mix, nonsense, over the top, perfect, Server, slice of life, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	143	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of cute girls doing cute things and absolute insanity!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while fending off attacks from flying unicorns and battling evil llamas. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and break out into dance numbers when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a giant pink fluffy bunny. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

HusbandBFFNoStay-MCServer

5 star hotel, Accommodation, birthday wishes, borders, Château, city, covid, Event, family, gift, husband’s best friend, HusbandBFFNoStayMCServer, Leave, name day wishes, no contact, PCR test, refusing to host, Teacher, train station, Wedding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Votes:	4997
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize those who go above and beyond for their friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of crossing borders, just like the epic journey our player made to attend a wedding during COVID! We promise, no PCR tests required to enter our server (unless you’re a zombie).

At our server, we treat our players like family – literally! Get ready to stay in luxurious 5-star accommodations, just like how we treat our friends and family. Who needs a gift or a congratulatory card when you have a diamond sword, are we right?

Join now and experience the drama of deciding whether to host former friends who ghosted you for a year. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wild adventures and outrageous friendships that await you. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

MomDaughterLoveCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, DAUGHTER, Disgusting, family, inappropriate, JOKE, middle aged, mom, MomDaughterLoveCraft, Protective, red flag, relationship, Respect, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, VALUES

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your creepy boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and pixelated fun!

Our server is so awesome, even your protective boyfriend will want to join in on the action. But don’t worry, we have strict rules against any inappropriate behavior – like suggesting making videos of mom and daughter…yikes!

So come on over and let loose with us! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and leave all your worries behind – including that creepy boyfriend of yours.