🔥 Server Stats (Click to Expand)
Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6350 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Join us if you want to learn the most outrageous building techniques and PvP strategies from a group of players who have no idea what they’re doing half the time. Big companies are like, so last season – come hang out with us and embrace the chaos!
We once had a player accidentally turn their entire base into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would be funny. Another time, we had a group of players try to start a llama racing league but ended up getting lost in the Nether for three days.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and have the time of your life in Minecraft, join our SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!