Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Farms Harvested:	804	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	613759	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6538	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Votes:	6861
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Crops Grown:	2512

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Void Gems Collected:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

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