Chants Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bong Bros Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, armageddon, Bong, Bongbros, bros, Chants, coping mechanisms, dark comedy, dark humor, Doomsday, End of the World, fear, funny, gallows humor, humor, Minecraft, nuclear war, nukes, Preparation, resilience, Server, Survival, survival skills, uncertainty

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Emeralds Found:	5541
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have nukes! That’s right, when things start getting heated, you can chant hilarious phrases like “Boom goes the dynamite!” or “Sayonara, suckers!” as the nukes start flying. Who knew surviving a nuclear apocalypse could be so much fun? Join us now and get ready for the most explosive Minecraft experience of your life!

CreeperNation – No Chants Allowed!

Allowed, banned, behind, Chant, Chants, CreeperNation, criminal organization, death to Canada, extremist, group, listed, national security, organization, Propaganda, Radical, radicalization, Samidoun, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorist entity, threat, violence

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, Butthurt, Chants, developing countries, Europe, European dominance, favela, feeling better, Latin America, Minecraft, miserable lives, Neighborhoods, Poor, POVERTY, Server, singing, socioeconomic issues, south america, South American, TacoCraft, third world, winning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Items Found:	1318
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Are you tired of getting butthurt by losing in Minecraft? Join our server and leave those poor South American thirdies in the dust! Our chants will boost your confidence and make you feel like a European champion! Plus, our favela-themed neighborhoods will make you feel right at home as you dominate the competition. Come join the winning team and leave those butthurt losers behind!

Skillz4Life – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, Empathy, financial literacy, goal-setting, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, Minecraft, parenting, problem solving, resilience, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Skillz4Life, smp, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Divine Spears Created:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6901	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of your kids being unprepared for the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach kids essential life skills like how to survive a zombie apocalypse, how to negotiate with villagers for the best deals, and how to build a house that can withstand a creeper explosion! Forget boring old chores, in our SMP your kids will learn valuable lessons while having a blast in the virtual world. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. Join now and watch your kids become Minecraft masters in no time!

BetterCraftNow!

behind schedule, better late than never, BetterCraftNow, Deadlines, delayed, efficiency, Excuses, last minute, missed opportunities, organization, Planning, procrastination, productivity, promptness, punctual, punctuality, regret, tardiness, Time management, time-sensitive, timeliness

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

When you’re not playing on our epic Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the thrill of building your own floating castle in the sky while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled forest or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you enter our wacky world of pixelated madness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT-filled surprise waiting for you)!

TempleRaiders Minecraft Server

bangladesh, Community, discrimination, extremism, Hasina ouster, Hindu, Homes, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, Justice, Minecraft, minority group, minority rights, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, Safety, Server, South Asia, Targeted, TempleRaiders, Temples, violence

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we build hindu homes and temples in bangladesh after hasina got yeeted out! minority group be like “woah, this server is lit!” come join the chaos and help us rebuild and protect our sacred sites from evil griefers. plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. join now before hasina tries to come back and ruin our fun!

YunusCraft: Toppling PMs & Winning Prizes

activism, bangladesh, current events, Democracy, Development, Government, Grameen Bank, leadership, Microfinance, Muhammad Yunus, Nobel Prize, nominated, PMs, Politics, poverty alleviation, prime minister, Prizes, Replacement, Sheikh Hasina, Social Entrepreneurship, South Asia, toppled, Toppling, winning, YunusCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have nobel prize winners as our admins! muhammad yunus is here to help you build the best virtual world ever! forget about sheikh hasina, she got toppled like a stack of blocks in our server! come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you! who knows, you might even win a nobel prize for building the most epic castle ever! join now before the creepers get you!

CancerCraft: Resistant-Free Zone

cancer research, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, chemotherapy, drug development, drug efficacy, drug resistance, genetic mutations, high concentration, molecular targeted therapy, oncology, personalized medicine, personalized therapy, Precision medicine, precision oncology, resistance, ResistantFree, Targeted cancer therapy, therapeutic strategies, treatment resistance, Tumor Cells, tumor growth, Zone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ores Mined:	3491
Emeralds Found:	822	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got targeted cancer therapy up in here! Yea, u heard me right, we takin’ Minecraft to a whole new level with dat stuff.

So like, when u join dis server, u gonna be like a super hero fightin’ off dem bad cells in da game. And get dis, da initial high concentration gonna slow down da selection for resistance, so u gonna be unstoppable!

Join now and be da ultimate cancer-fighting Minecraft warrior! Let’s show dem cells who’s boss in dis crazy world we call Minecraft!

BungeonRealms | 1.20-1.21 Custom Survival Experience | BEDROCK + JAVA

bedrock, BungeonRealms, CONTENT, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Experience, Factories, Ip:, java, Jobs, Loot, Minecraft, MONEY, nether stars, Netherite Ingots, Secrets, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

IP: BungeonRealms.comIP: BungeonRealms.com:25566 (BEDROCK)

BungeonRealms is a new survival experience with tons of content and things to do!

Join 3 of the many jobs available at you to earn extra money and special “job points” while just playing the game!Explore the 8 Dungeons to see what loot and secrets they are hiding…Produce resourced from Oak Logs to Nether Stars and Netherite Ingots with the Factories!

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HellCraft Minecraft Server

atheists, dark forces, Demons, destructive intentions, evil desires, evil intentions, harmful actions, harmful influences, harmful intentions, HELLCRAFT, hurt people, malevolent beings, malevolent spirits, malicious behavior, malicious intent, Minecraft, negative energy, negative influences, Server, Sinister Forces, sinister motives, wicked desires, Wrongdoers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of being attacked by atheists, wrongdoers, and demons in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us and protect yourself from those pesky non-believers and troublemakers. Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by evil forces. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to banish any wrongdoers with a flick of your wrist. So what are you waiting for? Join us and show those demons who’s boss!

DumbCraft SMP – Land of the Lost Americans

AMERICANS, analytical skills, attention span, brain function, cognitive decline, critical thinking, Dropping, DumbCraft, education, getting dumber, good thing, information processing, intelligence, IQ study, knowledge, Land, learning, Lost, mental health, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with geniuses who outsmart you at every turn? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We cater to the intellectually challenged, so you’ll fit right in if you can’t spell “redstone” without a dictionary. Join us and revel in the glory of being the smartest player in the room (by default)!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to raise the IQ of the entire population by making everyone else dumber. So not only will you have a blast building ridiculous structures and pulling off epic pranks, but you’ll also be contributing to the greater good of society. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so noble?

So come on down to our server and leave your brain at the door. We promise you won’t miss it!

FashionFail Minecraft Server

Apology, blended family, child support, clothing, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Court, custody, Divorce, family dynamics, FashionFail, inappropriate, legal threats, luxury, Marketing, Minecraft, parenting, Server, single mom, visitation, Wealthy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this wild family drama! Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can send your virtual daughter to her virtual dad’s house with an empty inventory because his virtual wife’s family are all virtual lawyers and can afford to take you to virtual court!

Our server is the perfect place for those who love drama, ridiculousness, and outrageous situations. Just like this story, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us, where the only thing inappropriate is how much fun you’ll be having! And remember, in this virtual world, anything is possible – even sending your daughter on a virtual adventure with an empty suitcase.

KidzKrazeMC

aita, Apologize.., Apology, children, Comments.., coworker, cutthroat, education, emotions, Experience, Kids, KidzKrazeMC, Profession, Quiet, response, rude comment, Schedule, Senior, summer camp, withdrawn, work

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9548
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Votes:	7975
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	9499	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family above all else! Are you tired of rude comments from coworkers about your children? Look no further, join our server and build a virtual world where your 6 children can thrive without judgment!

Our server is perfect for seasoned professionals like yourself, who just need a break from the real world and want to escape into a world where your children are your whole world. Plus, we have a strict “no rude comments about kids” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about insensitive coworkers.

Join us today and let your virtual children roam free in a world where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe even finding a virtual summer camp for your little ones. And if anyone dares to make a snarky comment about your family size, just tell them to “worry about their own kids” and keep on gaming like the boss parent you are. See you in the game!