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Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mines Excavated:	2575
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crops Grown:	1882

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	150
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Crops Grown:	2647	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Towns Built:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crops Grown:	2587
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

YankeeDoodleDont

american culture, American customs, bizarre traditions, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural shock, eye-opening moments, foreign perspective, foreign viewpoint, International visitors, Non-Americans, odd behaviors, strange habits, surprising discoveries, travel experiences, unfamiliar practices, unique observations, united states, unusual customs, YankeeDoodleDont

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2021
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1210	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

CraftyMissileWars

Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, nuclear weapons, potential attack, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning, White House

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1224	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Potions Brewed:	148	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

Pixel Fish Disco Party

ALAN, Animal Behavior, artificial light at night, Behavioural effects, circadian rhythms, Danio rerio, disco, ecological disruption, environmental impacts, Fish, genetic expression, light pollution, Light Spectrum, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, Party, PIXEL, reproductive patterns, sleep disturbances, spectral compositions, transgenerational effects, urbanization, wildlife conservation, Zebrafish

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5725
Secret Passages Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish are super into partying? well, do we have the server for you! come join us and witness the behavioural and transgenerational effects of artificial light at night on zebrafish.

our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.

so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.