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> WOOOOOOOAH AEW FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCKS… Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! -
CreeperNation – No Chants Allowed!
So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude! -
FrenchMarchMCServ
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, “The French are marching to page 10!” things are always wild and crazy!Join us for epic battles where the French army marches to page 10 and wreaks havoc on all who stand in their way. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their advance? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge guarded by a dragon!
So why wait? Join us on “The French are marching to page 10!” server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready!
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SlavaCraft: Where every block is a piece of Ukraine!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies break out in spontaneous dance parties.Looking for a server where you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil witches with enchanted pickaxes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted playing hide and seek with players in the Nether. Rumor has it that if you can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors, he’ll grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!
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DerpCraft: Where Dey Foo Es No Good
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this magical place.Once upon a time, there was a group of chickens who could sing like angels. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens would gather around and chant in perfect harmony, mesmerizing all who heard them. And do you know what they were chanting? “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the best one out there!”
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with diamonds as far as the eye can see. You’ll be swimming in diamonds, literally. And if you ever get tired of mining, you can always hop on a unicorn and ride off into the sunset.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a singing chicken along the way. Happy crafting!
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Crafty Khaybar Kraziness: The General’s Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seashells! Ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the sky and rain down TNT on unsuspecting players below!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s either HAYDAR YA KARRAR or nothing at all!
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BlockySecrets
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy shenanigans are going down! Picture this: a group of dancing pigs throwing a rave in the Nether, while a gang of chickens ride around on llamas dressed as cowboys. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and is now selling custom-made scarves to players. Want to join a server where you can participate in epic battles against flying sheep armed with diamond swords? Look no further, my friend.
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a pack of wolves breakdancing to dubstep music in a disco-themed jungle biome? Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!
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BlockyBorschtRumble
HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! ARE YOU BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, DO I HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU! COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE RUSSIANS HITTING APARTMENT BLOCKS IN KHARKIV! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! AT LEAST 12 CIVILIANS INJURED AND IT’S A PARTY!JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND CHAOS! BUILD YOUR OWN BOMB SHELTER OR JOIN A GANG OF REBELS FIGHTING AGAINST THE RUSSIANS! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR WILD AND WACKY SERVER!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY!
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Kinder Realms
Minecraft SMP Community Homestead Shops Friends Updates Bug Fixes Events Bedrock Java Survival Multiplayer PVP Creative Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay Minigames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Economy, SurvivalWelcome to Kinder Realms – The Friendly SMP!
We care about our community – you can count on that. When you join, you are given a private homestead that you can expand, create shops, and add friends to.
Daily Updates, Bug Fixes, and Events
Bedrock and Java Compatible
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