Chans MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Sora Chan’s Shadow 1.20

cyberstalking, Harassment, stalking support, cyberbullying, stalking prevention

Yo, bro, forget about Sora-chan stalking you on X, come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy stalkers like her!

We’ve got crazy mods that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion, and the community is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and protect you from any unwanted attention – Sora-chan included!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to all your problems – virtual and IRL!

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Chan’s Minecraft Server

online presence, social media, internet fame, chris chan, long tail tag

Are you tired of being less successful than Chris Chan? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can finally achieve the level of success that even Chris Chan would envy! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft legend, surpassing all those kiwifags who dare to challenge your greatness. Build the most epic structures, mine the rarest diamonds, and conquer the virtual world like never before. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show Chris Chan who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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Chris Chan’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Server, cringe, controversial figures, internet fame, internet history

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where every block is made of cheese, pigs fly around wearing top hats, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena dance. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Join our server and experience the wackiest, most Chris Chan-esque adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe stay away). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

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YellowMongoblin Minecraft Server

Gaijin, Mongoblin, Chans, EASILY, MANLET

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Yayoi yellow Mongoblins, rapist Int/fag Gaijin Chans, and manlets with concentrated nip strength!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From battling giant Mongoblins to building insane structures with your fellow degenerates, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner manlet strength on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the Yayoi yellow Mongoblins!

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Pixel Pals Playground: Where White Pipo Chans Get Edgy

societal norms, why, risky behavior, Edgy, thrill-seeking

Welcome to our Minecraft server where White pipo Chans are literally edge runners! Why do white pipo love danger so much? Well, on this server, you’ll find out just how thrilling it can be to live life on the edge.

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to dodge fiery lava pits, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain. But that’s not all – we also have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, hidden treasure chests waiting to be discovered, and even a dragon lair where you can test your bravery against the fiercest beast in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the adrenaline rush of being a White pipo Chan on the edge!

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CraftyNiji Minecraft Server

Nijisanji viewer, nijisanji en, Nijisanji report, にじさんじ, Nijisanji wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding creepers! Not to mention, our community is made up of the funniest and craziest players you’ll ever meet.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to anyone who can find their hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure buried deep within the mines that only the bravest adventurers can uncover.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BlockyLagMonster Minecraft SMP: what causes this?

Survival, smp, living expenses, making ends meet, food prices

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to eat in real life! Join us and see if you can survive on virtual food alone, because apparently that’s all we eat here.

Rumor has it that one player spent over $200 on in-game food items, thinking it would help them survive longer in the game. Now they’re stuck with a virtual food coma and no real sustenance in sight. Will you be the next player to sacrifice their real-life meals for the sake of Minecraft glory? Join us and find out!

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BabyNameBattles Minecraft Server

sibling rivalry, Selfishness, Expectations, Baby name, love

Are you tired of boring old baby names like John or Sarah? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and name your virtual baby Luna, without any drama or family feuds involved. Our server is a safe space for all your naming needs, no judgment here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you name your virtual baby Luna, but you can also build a virtual nursery fit for a princess. Decorate with virtual cribs, virtual mobiles, and even virtual unicorn plushies. Your virtual baby Luna will be living in style!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that if you name your virtual baby Luna on our server, she will grow up to be a Minecraft pro. She’ll be mining diamonds before you know it, all thanks to her fabulous name!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start living the Luna dream. Your sister can keep her real-life drama, we’ve got virtual babies to name!

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SitterSwapCraft

Boundaries, SitterSwapCraft, custody, childcare, social life

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like a pro.

Just like how Mike is the ultimate babysitter for Caleb, our server will be your ultimate gaming experience. We promise to keep you entertained and on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs TV dramas when you have our server?

And just like how Luke’s mom tried to steal Mike as a sitter, we guarantee that no one will steal your diamonds or loot on our server. Your treasures will be safe with us, unlike poor Mike who almost got poached by a desperate parent.

So come join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your own unicorn sitter… I mean, gaming buddy, on our server!

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Gender Bender Craft

mind transfer, perspective shift, role reversal, social experiment, fantasy scenario

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Ever wondered what it would be like to switch bodies with the opposite sex in real life? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of gender-bending adventures and see what it’s like to mine diamonds in heels or build a castle with manicured nails.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the rebellious rabbits and power-hungry pigs, or will you fight to maintain your dominance over the pixelated world?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual mountains of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover the secrets of the treasure and become the most powerful player in the land?

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before! Just remember, things may not always be as they seem, and you never know what surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

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