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SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Farms Harvested:	397
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Star Shards Collected:	159	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	208
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Towns Built:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1025
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Star Shards Collected:	213
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	275
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Farms Harvested:	889	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7558

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SpaceXBillionaireCraft

billionaire, billionaire investigation, billionaire ownership, billionaire ownership stakes, billionaire sanctions, billionaire stakes, billionaire US sanctions, Daghestani, investigation, ownership, ownership stakes, sanctioned, sanctions, spacex, SpaceX investigation, SpaceX ownership, SpaceXBillionaireCraft, STAKES, US, US billionaire, US sanctions

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!