| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8582 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8697 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2483 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5086 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 2019 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5884 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 171 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9633 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7876 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 195 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5053 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 258 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3768 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 34 |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3192 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7249 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
