I mean, seriously, when I first logged on, I was like, “How come nobody told them about this earlier?” It’s like a secret club of awesome sauce and pixelated madness!
The community is lit, the builds are mind-blowing, and the admins are like mystical wizards granting wishes left and right!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality questioned! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! Let’s gooooo!
But that’s not all! Our server also features a special event where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant slime with a taste for players’ heads! And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in our “Death by Cuteness” challenge, where you have to survive being attacked by an army of adorable kittens armed with tiny swords.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they were the best at Minecraft. They had conquered every challenge, defeated every boss, and built the most epic structures. But then they joined our server and realized they were just a noob in a world of legends. They were humbled by the sheer awesomeness of our community and the insane builds that dotted the landscape. They knew they had found their new home.
So, if you want to experience the ultimate transformation in your Minecraft journey, join our server today. Who knows, you might just discover a new love for something you once hated.
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity.
Server Specs:
| Platform | Fabric 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM | 10GB (32 Total) |
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack.
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect all players from creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a land filled with talking cows who tell the best jokes in the galaxy.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to compliment the llamas on their impeccable taste in pixelated spouses. 😉
Join us for our Moonfire Faire event, where you can battle it out with your friends in epic PvP battles or team up to take on the toughest mobs in the game. And don’t forget to attend our meetups, where you can meet fellow players and participate in wacky activities like the Monty Python’s Life of Brian reenactment or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup.
But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with new patches and content, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, we have resources, free companies, and linkshells to help you on your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Under the Nightly Sky Edition and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
Join us and experience the wild adventures of a family-only wedding in Minecraft! Just like the OP, you can navigate through the chaos of family members ganging up on you for not inviting your sister’s new girlfriend to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a block of obsidian, or cave in to the pressure like a weak wooden plank?
With divorced parents, step-parents, and a fiancé caught in the middle, this server is filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who causes even more drama?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of family dynamics in Minecraft like never before. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and let the drama unfold!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can set your own boundaries and have them actually respected – unlike some nosy neighbors who think babies don’t get a choice.
Our server is a safe haven where you can play carefree and not worry about being chased down by anyone trying to pick you up against your will.
So if you’re tired of drama-filled neighbors and want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted interference, then hop on over to our server! Just remember, no peekaboo chases allowed here – unless it’s with consent, of course. 😉
