NonExistentIn10YrsMC-SMP

disappearing landmarks, disappearing wildlife, disappearing traditions, disappearing languages, disappearing habitats

Our Minecraft SMP server! Why? Because in 10 years, we’ll have built a massive virtual city complete with skyscrapers, roller coasters, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defanged). Join us now and secure your spot in history as one of the founding members of this legendary server. Who knows, maybe in 10 years, we’ll have our own Minecraft Olympics where you can compete in events like Creeper Javelin Toss and Enderman Equestrian. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic!

CraftyKimJongUn

Politics, threat, Diplomacy, united states, North Korea

so, like, you know how putin is all like “i’m gonna arm north korea”? well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this cray cray minecraft server! join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, where you can team up with kim jong un himself and take on the whole dang world!

we’ve got custom weapons like rocket launchers and nukes, so you can really bring the heat to your enemies. plus, our map is a replica of the ukraine, so you can reenact all the political drama while building your own empire.

come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything goes. just watch out for putin, he’s always lurking around the corner ready to cause some trouble!

BloodCraft: Solid Liquid Gas

liquids, gas, biological fluids, liquid, hemoglobin

are you tired of boring minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where your blood contains solids, liquids, and gases all at the same time! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly your blood starts fizzing like a soda pop! or fighting off creepers while your blood turns into a solid block of ice! it’s chaos and we love it!

our server is like no other, with crazy events like the annual bloodbath where players battle it out with their unpredictable blood powers. who knows what will happen next? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyLSD: CureDepressions!

psychiatric medication, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, lsd, MindBio

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on a trip? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a hit of MindBio’s LSD-based drug!

Join us and watch as your depression symptoms magically disappear, just like in MindBio’s Phase IIa trial. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a psychedelic wonderland. Build your own trippy creations, explore bizarre landscapes, and battle crazy mobs that will make you question reality.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft trip of a lifetime! Just remember to hold on tight and enjoy the ride, because things are about to get weird. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

AussieSMP: Where kangaroos mine diamonds and koalas build epic bases! 1.20.4+ Java/Bedrock server with Discord

Wiki, smp, LIVESTREAMS, Network, Creative

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia

Discord invite link:

https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord

Apply here:

https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. That being said we are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

If you are wanting to have a ‘pure vanilla’ experience, this server probably won’t be for you as it has some teleport commands and an economy backed by diamonds, but if you’re interested in that, then this server might be a good choice for you (and your friends!).

The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, meaning if you are in Australia or New Zealand you’ll have a low latency to the server. If you are from somewhere else in the world you are also welcome to join us, just keep in mind that your latency might be a bit higher than the rest of the people on the server and players might not be active while you are on because of timezone differences.

Features:

The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
Many other survival servers modify various game mechanics, one of the main aims of this server is to not change too much of the Vanilla mechanics such as how entities act, villagers, terrain generation etc.
A decently sized shopping area that is filled with player created shops that promotes a feeling of community and helps players easily trade between each other. Players use diamonds as currency within these shops to trade for other items/blocks.
Getting out of spawn and into new lands is easy with the use of a random teleport command which can be accessed by right-clicking the NPC at spawn or by typing /rtp…

Rules

Don’t be a dick
Absolutely no griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits (this includes xray!)
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded or added
Please use common sense!

Frieren’s Shameless Minecraft Server

Server, Frieren-sama, FANTASY, comedy, voyeurism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who uses a mimic to…uh…pleasure themselves. Yes, you read that right. Join us for some truly unforgettable and questionable experiences. Who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll come across on our server? So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

victim advocacy, blocky, false accusation, Minecraft, rape

Are you tired of being falsely accused of crimes you didn’t commit? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise!

We promise no crazy girls with AirPods will be screaming “RAPE” at you here. Just pure, unadulterated fun and creativity. Plus, if you happen to save someone from a car accident, we’ll actually believe you and not send you to jail.

So come join us and let’s build a world where women don’t call you a disgusting rapist freak fuck loser for simply trying to be a hero. Minecraft – where crazy accusations don’t exist, only endless possibilities!

MomFriendMysteryShop

Kids, MomFriendMysteryShop, Expenses, mom friend, transparency

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild ride like no other? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as crazy as Emma asking for money for things that never happened! Join us for a rollercoaster of fun as you navigate through mysterious lands and uncover the truth behind where that $100 went. Will you find the missing arcade games? Will you uncover the secrets of the gift shop that never was? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Trust us, the twists and turns are worth every penny (or $100 in this case)!

SearchCraft Minecraft Server

temporal exploration, Minecraft, Curiosity, futuristic world, Alternate Reality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server will literally transport you into the future! Imagine mining for diamonds while flying around in a hovercraft, battling creepers with laser guns, and riding on robot unicorns.

But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to time travel to the year 2060 for just 10 minutes. And during that time, you get to make one Google search. Will you look up the winning lottery numbers? Or maybe find out who wins the Super Bowl? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?)

Blocky Bedrock Banter

funny stories, bedrock, relationship mishaps, INTIMATE, sexual encounters

Are you tired of awkward moments in the bedroom? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build and explore without any awkward interruptions! No more accidentally yelling out your ex’s name while mining for diamonds, or mistaking a creeper for your partner in the dark. On our server, you can focus on building the ultimate love nest without any embarrassing slip-ups. So come join us and leave those awkward moments behind!

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