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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5647 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Ores Mined: | 4974 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrr! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from Mars, it’s so cray-cray! And get this, if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops diamonds, like whaaat?! And the spawn area is a giant chocolate cake with sprinkles and gummy bears everywhere, it’s like a dream come true!
But like, seriously, you gotta join because if you don’t, a pack of evil llamas will come to your house and steal all your socks, like all of them. And then they’ll replace them with moldy cheese, ewww! So don’t risk it, join the server and save your socks from the llama apocalypse!
Oh, and to answer the question, I used to love eating pickles as a kid but now they taste like alien boogers, yuck!
