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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4560 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will your sex drive be off the charts, but like, your muscles will be so ripped from all the mining and building and stuff. So like, if you wanna impress all the other players with your sick gains, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s like, secret potions and stuff that will make you even stronger and faster and like, invincible or something. It’s like, totally legit.
So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft AND in the bedroom, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re like, the ultimate cockblockers. LOL.