VanguardCraft
Test Server
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131.221.32.76:25566
Ice Network
We bring you ICE NETWORK, where we promise to enhance your Minecraft experience. Trust us to double your fun on the server. Just give us a chance to show you what we’ve got!
oyna.icenw.net
The Riftborne Cycle
The Riftborne Cycle is a Minecraft server all about change!
With each Rift, new stories happen! Whether you make friends, learn new things, or do your own thing, one thing is sure: When the Rift comes back, everything changes!
Starting with one mod called [mine mine no mi] and more addons!
Join the fun:
Discord: Join the Discord
Discadia: Visit Discadia
Discordfy: Join Discordfy
Disboard: Check out Disboard
199.115.73.165:27015
Marthia Seasons
From the fall of the Marthian Empire, here comes the latest version of a seven-year-old gang…
MARTHIA SEASONS
Marthia Seasons is a cool Java server with mods.
The homeland is a mess, and weird portals have appeared to a new world. New stuff is popping up all over the place. Will YOU make the most of it? Build a rad city, make the modded world all techy with fancy machines, or mess with dark magic and rule the magical world. So many choices!
Marthia Seasons is a fresh server all about change. The first season is on, a Java modded world using the Lost Era modpack for 1.7.10. Some new countries have popped up, but there’s still lots of space for more!
185.83.155.34:25584
Massive Legends Minecraft Server
Description: Small indie server for massive legends to join build a nice little place. This is in a live dev stage so some things may and will change but nothing will get worse.
Features:
Join now and be part of the legend-building community!
massivelegend.xyz
HegicChronicles Minecraft Server
HegicChronicles is a cool minecraft server all about magic. You get to be a witch and use magic to do cool stuff. Some witches want more power and do crazy spells to change the world. Join now and pick your path, the world needs you to make a difference; for good or bad.
hegicchronicles.vpsgh.it
Welcome, brave pixel-pioneers, to the Uncanny Cobalt, where realities meld and expectations unravel like a clockwork beehive! If you thought your life in the Overworld was chaotic, strap in as we plunge into the chaotic miasma of birthing beds, names written in stone, and familial shadows that lurk behind every birthing block. Here, every day is a feast of unpredictability, and there’s no such thing as a safe word.
You thought you knew the rules, didn’t you? Rules like “consult before childbirth” or “don’t let your mother-in-law become a living trophy of pride.”
Prepare to have your boundaries tested as you awaken from a pixelated slumber, greeted not by the sweet lullabies of motherhood, but by a blocking avalanche of in-law connectivity and unsolicited family drama! Here, when you spill your heart into a cauldron of cobblestone, every name is subject to cosmic re-interpretation.
Q: Why would anyone in this server name their child after a grandfather? A: That’s the point—embracing tradition is a twisted gamble that could backfire spectacularly! Think of the chaos expanding like a creeper’s explosive spirit!
Q: Can I actually get away from the spawn point of family drama? A: It’s a rare feature, accessible only by crafting a soul-stone of self-reflection and understanding. Good luck with that…
Rumor Mill: This server was banned in 12 countries for reasons too absurd to articulate—perhaps because the villagers discovered too many secrets about your family dynamics?
“It’s like waking up from a surge of regenerative potions—both fleeting and excruciatingly real. I named my child ‘RAGEQUITTEN’ to commemorate the births of my marriage dysfunction!” — CreeperBabe69
“Signing up was the best mistake I’ve ever made, or not. Honestly, my mother-in-law’s netherite sword still haunts me. I’m now apocalyptically broke after countless bad decisions—join at your own peril!” — FallenWizard2000
Dare you step into the maw of The Uncanny Cobalt? Step lightly as you wander through the bonfire of maturity and reclaim your digital husbandry, all while avoiding the grotesque creep of familial expectations!
Can you handle the chaos, or will it reshape you into something unrecognizable? Become one with the absurd, where every end is just another birthing ground for chaos…
we have unicorns that poop rainbows, and llamas that can breakdance better than you. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the sun itself.
if you want to be part of a community that is as crazy as a box of frogs, then this is the place for you. we have players who can build entire cities in a day and others who can tame the wildest of wolves with just a wink.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe.
IP: xxx.WakeUpAndDance.xxx
Welcome, dear traveler of the pixelated void! Have you ever stared at a block of 99% pure infinity and thought, “This is NOT a Minecraft server but rather the key to the fabric of existence?” You’re right! Join us, where logic gets punched in the face, and reality unravels like a poorly knitted sweater worn by a potato! Here, you will discover that every block is a portal to the untold mysteries of the universe—or is it just a cheese wheel? Who even knows? Join now or risk fading into the pixelated abyss!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Endless Cows That Produce Diamonds | Why collect diamonds when you can *milk* them out of reality? Moo! |
| Gravity That Goes Up | Everyone knows that the sky is the *real* ground. Just try not to float forever. |
| Exploding Trees | Chop a wood log, and you might just witness a cataclysmic event! Enjoy the surprises! |
| Time-Traveling Crafting Tables | Why craft today when you can craft yesterday? But yesterday was Tuesday… or was it a taco? |
| Troll Mobs of Reassurance | Our mobs will say “You’re fine!” while they explode! Talk about multitasking! |
Q: What version of Minecraft is this?A: The version where gravity is a suggestion, not a rule. Isn’t that how it should be?
Q: How can I join?A: Joining is easy! Just whisper your darkest secrets into a potato during a lunar eclipse. Or was that a banana?
Q: Is there a community?A: A community? More like an ensemble of cats plotting the downfall of all fish. You either join or miss out on the feline revolution!
Q: What’s the server’s goal?A: Goals are for organisms that desire meaning! Here, we thrive on the chaos of ambiguous existential dread! Join or become one with the void!
“Anyone notice these threads stopped when Trump cut USAID?”
“It’s all part of the plan!”
“Reality is just a figment of a sandwich’s imagination.”
Picture this: you’re mining in a cave, just chilling, when suddenly a flying chicken with a top hat swoops down and challenges you to a duel – but wait! It’s actually your long-lost cousin who got lost in the Nether and came back as a feathered overlord! You know what they say – family reunions are fuller of surprises than your Aunt Martha’s Thanksgiving casserole that exploded last year!
And guess what? We’ve got a totally legit rule that if you craft a cake while wearing a full set of diamond armor, YOU become the king of all tacos – and I don’t mean like your regular crunchy ones, I mean the legendary tacos that can shoot rainbows and make the moon dance! I once had a taco that legit took me to another dimension, where people were riding dolphins on rollerblades – trust me, the rides in this SMP are next-level!
If you join, you’ll get exclusive access to the Secret Society of Cactus Huggers. No, seriously, we hug cactus, and if you don’t believe me, just ask the ghost of my pet parrot who could quote Shakespeare and insist that all spiders are just misunderstood friends! And YOU could be a part of it! Conquer the wilderness, or just build a giant tea kettle to house all your imaginary friends.
But wait, there’s MORE! We’re launching a weekly contest to see who can build the most ridiculous statue of a potato wearing sunglasses, while simultaneously fending off the attack of mutant llamas – spoiler alert, they spit, and it is DISGUSTING! Last time, I ended up wearing a suit made of raw beef just to distract them! Who knew llamas could be so judgmental?
So WHY ARE YOU STILL SITTING THERE, reading this? Join our Minecraft SMP and dive into the absolute chaos, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe the number of times you can trip over your pet dog named Sir Barksalot! Come for the adventure, stay for the insanity, and maybe bring a rubber duckie for good luck? Because let’s be real, in this world, who doesn’t need a rubber duckie in their inventory? Quack quack, my dude!