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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1638 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1565 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).
Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!
