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Overpriced Blocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Farms Harvested:	655	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear! Our server is the only place where you can trade a stack of dirt for a full set of netherite armor. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once turned a chicken into a dragon with a single command block. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now!

MineFitTips

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	761
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft couch potato? Well, fear not, because our server is here to whip you into shape! Join us for the most epic workout of your virtual life as you mine, build, and battle your way to a six-pack of diamonds! Our trainers will teach you how to squat like a creeper, sprint like a spider, and jump like a slime. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to sweat your pixels off!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2664	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

DadBanned Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream hospital without any pesky VIP patients making inappropriate remarks. Create your own school where the principal is always retired and the students actually listen. And don’t worry about inheritance drama, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds!

Join now and experience a world where you can kick out anyone who tries to crash your company fest, where in-laws are always invited and parents are always blocked on WhatsApp. Build your own family of blocky characters and show them who’s boss in this crazy, drama-free Minecraft server!

FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with fake friends like the ones in this story.

Join our server and leave all the fake drama behind. We promise that none of our players will ever RSVP to your events and then ghost you, or invite your ex to a party without your consent. Plus, we guarantee that our players will actually show up to your birthday parties!

Don’t waste your time with fake friends, join our Minecraft server and game on in peace. Who needs drama when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? See you in the game!