Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

age, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Events, Excited, Explore, Feedback, Folks, Fun, ideas, Mechanics, Minecraft, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, Soft, Spigot, stress, Tpa, Vanilla, WEEKLY

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1522	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	827832	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchantments Applied:	247
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

CanopyMC Server

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel Dynamic Map – View builds in real time New Hats – Custom hats for players Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone Community Builds – Collaborative projects

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

carrying sperm, cups of sperm, fertility, male fertility, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, sperm analysis, sperm banks, sperm carrying methods, sperm cells, sperm collection, sperm count, sperm donation, sperm health, sperm preservation, sperm production, sperm quality, sperm samples, sperm storage, sperm storage containers, sperm transport, SpermCupCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

bulk order, Catering, chicken fajitas, ChickenFajitaKing, DELICIOUS, event planning, fiesta, food order, Grilled Chicken, Hungry, large order, meal prep, mexican cuisine, Mexican flavors, Minecraft, mouth watering, onions, party food, peppers, sizzling, smp, spicy, Tex-Mex, tortillas

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

ShowerCraft26

Argument, bathroom etiquette, body wash, Communication, conditioning, environmental impact, female, long shower, partner, personal hygiene, playlist, Relaxation, self-care, shaving, shower routine, shower songs, ShowerCraft26, thick hair, Time management, water conservation, water wastage

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Star Shards Collected:	142	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

RussianRaidersCraft

border, captured, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Detainees, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, incursion, International, Invasion, Military, Official, prisoners, RussianRaidersCraft, russians, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

NoRestNoMercyCraft

Animal Behavior, dangerous animals, drowning, fear of sharks, insomnia, Marine Biology, marine life, NoRestNoMercyCraft, ocean predators, oceanic predators, predatory behavior, predatory creatures, predatory hunting., predatory instincts, Shark attacks, shark behavior, shark conservation, Sharks, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, violence

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	75	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ores Mined:	7605	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sharks are the rulers? Well, this server is the place for you! Our sharks are so hardcore, they never sleep because they would drown if they did. Imagine the chaos and mayhem they cause 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical and insane world?

Join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

TotallyNotSquidgy Vanilla Infested LGBTQ+ Joyful Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like server! 🔥

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Communication, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Hermitcraftlike, INFESTED, java, Joyful, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Private ticket system, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, TotallyNotSquidgy, Vanilla, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Focus	Community interactions, inclusivity, and collaboration
Season 12 Start Date	2nd August
Server Members	350
Total Members	550

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply by joining the Discord server and submitting the form in the #waitlist-form channel.

What time will Season 12 start?

Season 12 will start at 6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm CET on the 2nd of August.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious SMP?

Reasons to join include being hosted in North America, Discord integration, Voice Chat, Diamond economy, Anti-Xray plugins, organized events, and a welcoming community.

Do you host mini-seasons?

Yes, mini-seasons last around a month and may use custom modpacks.

Is being on the Discord server required?

Yes, Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server.

Can I join just for chatting without playing?

Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for chatting and breaks from playing.

Hololive Joy Minecraft Server

Aqua, depression, Empty, empty wallets, favorite talents, Graduation, Happiness, hololive, Invincible, joy, last source of happiness, Minecraft, pit of depression, reminder, Server, Silly games, source of happiness, Stuck, vtuber community, Vtubers, wallets

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of feeling empty and lost in the world of Minecraft? Do you long for a place where you can watch your favorite virtual talents play silly games and do ridiculous things with each other? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your woes!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where vtubers reign supreme and bring joy to all who enter. Witness Aqua’s graduation and feel the heart-wrenching reminder that even virtual happiness isn’t invincible. But fear not, for on our server, happiness knows no bounds!

Empty your wallets for the vtubers and watch as your depression fades away in the face of pure, unadulterated silliness. Don’t let your last source of happiness slip away – join our server and let the laughter and fun wash over you like a wave of joy. Who needs real life when you have the wacky world of our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Cuck Ignorer

cuck, cucks, Decade, Feedback, Good, Great, ignored, ignored advice, ignored feedback, ignored for a decade, ignored for a long time, ignored for years, ignored opinions, ignored recommendations, ignored suggestions, Ignorer, Minecraft, opinion, Overlooked, Popular, rarely talked about, Recommendation, smp, Underrated

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mines Excavated:	1059	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. But fear not, because we have a team of fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamonds and keep the server safe from poultry tyranny.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot and become the most powerful player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

HangryRoomieStealsFood

apartment, apartment living, Argument, Boundaries, buying food, Chicken Fries, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, food sharing, groceries, grocery run, HangryRoomieStealsFood, Honesty, Labels, misunderstanding, roommate, roommates, sharing food, Trust, zebra cakes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!

Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?

But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?

So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

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