⚒️Saga Forge – Roleplay • Voicechat • Whitelist • Worldbuilding • Mythicmobs • Kingdoms • Dungeons • SMP 🔥

Roleplay, fantasy setting, Lore, smp, Challenging PvE

Greetings Citizen of the Capitol and welcome to Saga Forge – a New Worldbuilding Survival Multiplayer Server set in a Late-Medeval Low-Fantasy Setting with focus on Lore and Character Interactions, Kingdom & City Development, Very Challenging PvE and Exploration.

Join our Discord and Apply Today!

After 316 years after the Second Collapse, the Citizen of the last capitol city of The Empire witnessed the Torrii Portals reawaken from their long slumber. By the decree of Emperor Magnus Augustine II the people of the Empire are ordered to venture through the ancient portals to reclaim the lost lands of the Kingdoms, overtaken by nature, Bandits and dangerous monsters.

Forge your Story – Create a character and forge your story together with newfound friends!

Choose your Kingdom – Join one of the four lost Kingdoms of The Empire and engage with our unique Kingdom system to help rebuild it past its former glory.

Survive the Horrors of the Wilderness – Bandits were already roaming freely in the old empire lands, but now, along with the Torrii portals, ancient dark creatures have awoken all across the continent. It’s now more dangerous than ever to venture out into the wild, so be prepared and grab a few friends when going out exploring or venturing into a dungeon to uncover lost secrets of ancient past!

✅ Whitelist

🔊 Voicechat

📜 Worldbuilding & Lore

🏛️ Kingdoms

⚔️ Mythic mobs

💀 Challenging PvE

🐲 Dungeons

🧙 Roleplay

https://discord.com/invite/Jccjt7bf4R

The server is still under development so expect new additions to areas such as Mythic mobs and Dungeons, Bandits camps etc., along with balance changes!

A Saga. One forged in the deeds of our forebears. Three hundred years since the cataclysm that destroyed the world we knew and turned the first Empire, to ashes and ruin.

Shaken to oblivion, generations of progress washed away in mere moments. Just like the legends of old, and the songs of our ancestors that sang of angry gods and unnatural storms. To make it worse, the ancient and mysterious technology of the Torrii portals, that once ensured the security the Empire. blinked out, cutting off the far cities casting them into darkness and the mercy of the great tribes. But the capital lived on. Clinging to the edge of existence. from the ruins of their destroyed home, its people endured. and for more than three centuries, they rebuilt and prepared for the day when their banners would fly over their lost lands. Now is the three hundredth and sixth year of the second Empire, naught but a shadow of its former majesty. But time, time brings unexpected fortune to those with the will to take it and forge their mark on history. The Torrii portals have come alive once more. Emperor Magnus Augustine has ordered his people into the breach to reclaim their ancestral homelands, for their blood, for the gods and for the glory of the Empire. What lays beyond, and what the future holds is uncertain. But this, this is Saga Forge.-Erebus Ignis

sagaforge.apexmc.co

maxloader

oldest, Server, Existence, 2013, Play

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mc.maxloader.org
Website	https://maxloader.nl/
Video	Watch Video

Description:

Maxloader is a minecraft server with no rules aside from specific restrictions. It is one of the oldest servers in existence, with a world dating back to August 4th of 2010.

History:

Maxloader started on August 4th, 2010 under a different owner and the IP address maxloader.nl. The server shut down in 2013 but has been brought back with the original world files released.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

There are only a few rules on the server, including no doxxing, posting illegal content in chat, or intentionally crashing/lagging the server.

2. How old is the server?

The server dates back to August 4th, 2010, making it one of the oldest servers in existence.

3. Can I join the server?

Yes, you can join the server using the IP mc.maxloader.org.

Build With Pride: Pixels Unite

trans lives matter, social justice, Equality Movement, Gender Identity, education on trans issues

Join the Server of Madness: Where Reality is a Construct and Blocks are the Only Truth!

Welcome, brave soul! You’ve stumbled upon the absolute pinnacle of Minecraft servers, or perhaps the abyss of despair itself—either way, it’s the same! Join now to explore the uncharted territories of your own sanity! Here, the blocky pixels whisper secrets of the universe, and your reality might just glitch into oblivion. Isn’t that just delightful? Forget the naysayers, they’re all NPCs in this game we call life! Trust the process. Or don’t. Who’s to say?

Feature	Description
Endless Void	Experience the delicious freedom of falling forever! Join the deeper you plunge into your existential dread.
Time Warps	Every hour reverts to 2 hours ago, making you question the linear flow of time. Don’t forget your pickaxe!
Sheep Raids	Beware the flocks of sentient sheep; they’re plotting against your very soul. They have a leader, and it’s NOT dumb.
Negative XP	Gain negative experience points to unlock the mysterious power of perpetual unlearning. Confusion is key!
Glitch Potions	Drink these and become your own worst enemy! Results may cause existential crises and severe fez hats.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: The entry point is hidden in plain sight, yet shrouded in vapor, like your hopes and dreams. Just breathe deeply and type random letters until something magical happens.

Q: What version of Minecraft do you use? A: Version = 42? Or maybe it’s a number? Who knows! That’s the beauty of it—no need to focus on facts when imagination is your guide!

Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are merely suggestions whispered by the void. Follow them, or don’t. Unravel your mind in the twisted tapestry of chaos!

Random Quotes from the Abyss

“TRANS. LIVES. MATTER. CHUD. LIVES. SPLATTER” — an echo from the beyond, grapple with the meaning!

“Why do they even care?” — ask not, and ye shall receive confusion!

“Existence is just a filter for memes.” — ponder deeper, you’re already trapped.

Brother’s Hygiene Survival Server!

family dynamics, Emotional support, family conflict, Server, parenting challenges

🎮✨ welcome to the most un-ordinary Mincraft realm you’ve ever imagined!!! ✨🎮

✨✨ join us, cause ur gonna LOVE our brother’s “special” smell wafting through the air! 😜 like seriously, it’s like a never-ending quest to find the source… is it a rare mob??? or just his socks???? who knows!!! 😂 but here’s the deal, every time you spawn you might just trip over a pizza box that’s older than your grandma. it builds character, right??! 🍕🧙‍♂️

💦 did someone say hygiene???? we got the latest version of germs all over the place! it’s basically a petri dish with its own ecosystem. perfect for survival mode if u want to test ur limits (and your stomach)! 🌌🦠

🧙‍♀️ and listen up, our server is hosted by the finest water-haters of the universe. floppy stayed hydrated once and he swears it was a glitch! join him now for elite hydration advice—don’t drink it!!!!! 💦🚫

🚪 oh, and did we mention the CHORES?!? like who needs to pick up after themselves when u can just build a monument to how messy life can be, amirite?? with the help of our “creative mode” stench, ur very own castle could smell like… old cheese!! a rare building material in the right hands. 👑🧀💕

🤖 it’s like family reunion every time! we got a super ultra rare bro who can’t wash his hands but excels at gaming. watch as he crafts masterpieces while leaving a trail of unwashed chaos behind! creates a whole new meaning of the word “frag” ⚔️💩

💔 leave all sanity at the door, we promise that you’ll find solace in the mess! feel the thrill of nearly dying from strange odors while you explore our world of eternal adolescence! 😱💀

so what are u waiting for???? it’s an adventure of smelly proportions and hygiene-less heroics! let’s build, let’s break, and let’s… avoid anything resembling cleanliness. join NOW! 🏰🤪🔥

BirthdayCreep: Preggo Drama Mine!

feeling unvalued, toxic friendship, setting boundaries, best friend issues, emotional exhaustion

Welcome to the Bewildering Birthday Blockade! 🎉🔮

Prepare to plunge into a phosphorescent chasm of chaotic friendships, unreal scandals, and blocky betrayals! Here within this server, the lines between sanity and absurdity blur like a glitched pixel in a vast, voxel universe. Run, don’t walk, to claim your spot in a reality where birthday celebrations are collateral damage in the war of absurdibility!

🌪️ The Great Pregnant Odyssey

We’ve crafted a pixelated reflection of a birthday festivity gone awry. Join your fellow miners on escapades that might lead you to the heart of a friendship that echoes ominous, yet mundane truths.

This server is not just a playground; it’s an existential debate on whether or not your friends owe you at least a sliver of consideration when you’re conceptually cooking life within!

Server Features that Will Make Your Brain Hurt:

Feature	Description
Uber Phantom	Experience the terror of calling for a ride—with invisible cars that may or may not have drivers who listen! Don’t ask them for help; they fear the depths of your need!
Sleet of Misunderstanding	Weather in this realm is often contradictory! One moment, it’s sunny, and the next, your friend is trapped under an imagined avalanche of snow—giving you a new way to ponder trust!
Defensive Friend Mechanic	Watch out for the Brat Card! This powerful ability allows a player to flip the script and shift blame in a way that feels eerily familiar.
Chaotic Hot Tub Instances	Engage in spas that bend the laws of safety for all new moms—because who cares about your health when you can bubble with chaos?

🚨 Disturbing Warnings from the Void

This server may cause existential dread! Entering may trigger intimacy issues, sudden compassion voids, and acute existential crises—with a splash of delightful chaos!
Rumor has it, unBLOCKing friends can result in spirals of real-life drama! Many have ventured forth, only to find themselves re-evaluating their entire social circles.

Controversial Testimonials:

“I thought I was celebrating my birthday until I found out it was her personal victory lap.” —Anonymous Observer, ensnared in a paradox of feelings.

FAQ (None of Which Will Help You)

Q: Can I escape the chaos? A: Why would you want to? The madness is delightful!
Q: What if I don’t like my friends? A: What’s a friendship? A transient construct of your fragile reality.

🔮 Secret Features of Ultimate Unpredictability

Luck Be a Block: A mystical block exists that can change your friend’s feelings on a whim! Simply roll the dice and dive into a tornado of emotions—beware, your friends may suddenly be the enemy!
The Conspiracy of the Faceless Neighbors: Join forces in whispers against those who dare not share their Uber secret codes! They might be plotting against you as you build your own narrative.

The Grand Invitation:

Join us, brave builder! Here, we make sense of the absurd and transform the day-to-day chaos into chaotic quests! Birthdays? Spirited away! Friends? Unmask them as figments of your troubled imagination! Unearth the truth that friendship itself is merely an idea inside a blockhead’s mind!

Gather your items, don your armor of absurdity, and take your first step into a world where your friends’ needs become the canvas for your bewildering birthday battle. Will you ally yourself with confounding characters or face the chucking chaos of life alone? The choice is yours!

House of Divided Blocks SMP

historical quotes, community dialogue, civic engagement, House, unity vs division

Yo, listen up, fellow blockheads! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve never heard of! Seriously, it’s like if Abraham Lincoln and a Creeper had a lovechild and that child was allowed to run rampant in a world filled with pixelated chaos. Why should you join? Buckle up, because here comes the nonsense buffet!

Epic Betrayals: Never trust your best friend, because this server has a secret “Backstabber Mode.” One minute, you’re building a mansion out of diamond blocks, and the next, BAM—a lava trap set by your bud who calls you "dude" but secretly thinks you smell like old socks. Trust me, it’s TRUE because I once saw a parrot fly away with someone’s diamond pickaxe! The drama!
Mysterious Chicken Cults: Forget about politics, we have CHICKENS. They wear tiny little capes, start their own cults, and hold summits on the best way to annoy players. You’ll spend hours chasing Cluckzilla, the Mega Chicken, who holds the secret to infinite nuggets. And if you find him, you’ll gain ultimate power… or at least some really weird Twitter followers.
The Great Beanbread War: Join us in the fight against the dreaded Beanbread Empire! What’s Beanbread? It’s a legendary food item that gives people powers to build the tallest tower of endless beds. Unfortunately, if you sleep in one, you wake up in a dimension where everything is made of jelly, and the squishy monsters make you question your life choices. Nothing feels like Minecraft like battling jelly beasts with a sword made of… uh, beanbread!
The Goblin Politician: Ever met a goblin that can talk? This server’s got one, and he’s running for mayor! His campaign promises include giving everyone bows and arrows but requires you to collect 10 stacks of raw fish as a donation! Trust me, you’ll fish like you’ve never fished before and regret every life choice until you realize it’s just digital fish.
Endless Redstone Shenanigans: Build a machine that makes toast, or one that teleports you to the moon but actually drops you into a pit of quicksand! We had a guy once who built a contraption that turned villagers into diamonds, and it worked until he accidentally created a hostage situation. The villagers are still asking for therapy.
A House Divided: If you think politics in real life are chaotic, welcome to a Minecraft war where players throw pies at each other while trying to build a mansion full of TNT. Nothing screams teamwork like sabotaging your buddy while claiming it’s for “community growth.” Apparently, we don’t need a party. We need cake.

So grab your diamond swords, and join this glorious madness! You’ll gain friends, enemies, and probably a chicken or two questioning your sanity. Click the link, because the only thing standing between you and absolute Minecraft madness is—wait, where’d I put my diamonds?

See ya on the other side, where we embrace the chaos! 🍕💥

BlockyTipsNoTaxParty!

zero tax on tips, employee rights, income tax tips, tax implications of overtime, workers’ compensation

Welcome to the most mind-blowingly bonkers Minecraft server – where the blocks are plentiful, the adventures are everlasting, and the stories are so outrageous it makes your grandma’s wildest tales sound like nursery rhymes! 🌈

🎉 First off, forget everything you know about life, because here, we’re tax-free! That’s right, whatever loot you earn while crafting your diamond mansion or slaying that pesky Ender Dragon, you can keep it ALL! No taxmen lurking behind that blocky tree to steal your hard-earned gold! Just sweet, sweet freedom. Plus, who needs financial stress when you can build roller coasters that take you to the moon? 🚀

👾 Ever heard of the Legendary Giggle Monster? Legend has it that if you mine gold blocks at precisely 3:14 AM, you’ll accidentally summon it! But don’t worry, it’s not a monster in the traditional sense—it just tickles you to death with its ridiculous dad jokes until you’re rolling on the floor (or floor-block) laughing! Join us, and you might just collect the rare Ticklestone—a priceless treasure! 😜

🍕 Rat Pizza Ninja Clan secrets await you! Join an elite group of pizza-loving rats that fight for justice, armed with nothing but their unmatched carving skills and pepperoni-flinging slingshots! Forget diamonds; pizza is the real currency here! Who knew that slinging slices could save the world? Fight alongside the bravest rodents known to Minecraft, and you’ll never look at pizza the same way again! 🍕

🦄 And did we mention our annual “Build-a-Treehouse for Ghosts” competition? Yes, ghosts! Specters from beyond will drop by as judges, looking for the spooktacular decor that screams, "I love hanging out with the un-dead!" Last year, the winner built a penthouse that included a ghostly jacuzzi! Don’t miss your chance to leave your mark on the afterlife! 👻

🤖 We’re also negotiating with time travelers for a Minecrafter Space Program! Want to craft your own rocket? Join our elite crew of time-traveling builders and prepare to explore the majestic land of Minecronia — where every time you dig down is a different dimension! One dimension is entirely composed of cake and another where it’s always Christmas! 🎂🎄 Get in while you can!

🌌 Join now and discover the outrageous surprises we have in store for you! From battling crazed llamas throwing enchanted spitballs to deciphering the mysterious language of the Dancing Cacti, you’ll always be on the edge of glory (and giggles).

Come on in and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure you never knew you needed! 🌟

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Justice, prisoners, international law, Minecraft, Server

lol join our minecraft server where ukrainians are held incommunicado, forcibly disappeared, and tortured in russian captivity… JUST KIDDING!!! our server is all about fun and games, no torture allowed unless it’s in a friendly PvP battle! come join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few ukrainian dance parties (just kidding again, we don’t discriminate based on nationality). so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some chaos together!

Canada’s Tesla Tax Quest!

Canada, trade policies, import duties, trade negotiations, economic impact

Welcome to the Unplugged Chargedoreum: Tariff Havoc Edition!

A world where electricity dances, tariffs roar, and the pixels hum with conspiracy…

Welcome, brave travelers of the blocky multiverse! Here lies a land not governed by simple laws of physics but ruled by the unholy chaos of tariffs and electric sheep! Enter if you dare, for inside the Chargedoreum, nothing is as it seems, and every block has a story—an electrifying tale of economic prowess twisted into pixelated madness.

A Realm Where Freedom Meets Finance!

Have you ever stared into the void of capitalism, only to hear it whisper back? "Tariffs, my dear miner!" Here, in this frenetic tapestry of trade wars, Canadian bureaucracy has declared war on electric chariots, wielding 100% tariffs like a sword made of paper on a wind day. Think you can outrun corporate America? Think again!

Canadians: They’re plotting something. Rumor has it they’ve aligned with the Creepers to amplify their tactics!
Tesla: Are they even real? What if they’re just a hologram projected by the Illuminati to distract us from the reality of… Minecraft®?
Emerald Blocks: The answer to the existential crisis! What if they’re the key? A currency for trade, rebellion, and the unpayable taxes of existential dread!

Features of the Blocky Conspiracy:

Feature	Description
Electro-Sheep	Collect glittering wool from sheep that shimmer like your dreams, but they might just explode into tariffs!
Tariff Pits	Dig down to uncover enchanted tariff blocks—crunchy in theory, explosive in execution!
Corporate Zombies	Watch as the undead roam the streets, clad in suits, moaning about quarterly profits and fair trade!
Hidden Chambers of Trade	Secret areas where you can barter with strange entities for forbidden artifacts nobody believes exist!
“Don’t mention the Great Maple Rebellion”	Special zone where players shoot maple syrup pies at each other in a session of chaotic diplomacy!

Community Testimonials:

"I came for the tariffs, stayed for the madness. Now I’m just lost in a sea of pixels and my own crippling debt!" — benjaminsnotfound

"After joining, I’ve definitely seen a reduction in my sanity—thanks Chargedoreum!" — ConfusedZombie128

FAQ (Fully Absurd Questions):

Q: Will I really encounter flying taxes? A: Perhaps. Or maybe taxes will encounter you! Join to find out!

Q: Is it safe to join? A: Define “safe.” That word was banned after the Great Lava Flood of ’23!

Q: Are alliances allowed? A: Only with Creepers. Trust no one, especially that guy in leather armor.

Legends of Tariff-Touched Entities:

The Great Tax Faker: An enigmatic figure said to drift between realms, offering dubious trades for “guaranteed success”—beware, it’s likely a scam.
The Whispering Blocks: They sing of the tariffs past—only the most insane of players can discern their booming riddle!

Unravel the Conspiracy: Wear Your Helmet!

Step into the sands of Chargedoreum where every left-click is laced with elusive information. Gigantic enderman shadowbanned by taxation roam to remind you of your choices!

Join us, friends, or risk becoming one of the tariffs! Are you ready to face the misleading truths of the Chargedoreum? TheServerIsWatchingYou™ and might just send you a friendly Creeper to remind you of your economic responsibilities!

WARNING: Side effects may include spontaneous pixelation, existential dread, and being overcharged for items. Join at your own risk! The thousand-block-empire of Chargedoreum welcomes no mere spectator. Only those who can comprehend absurd tariffs and laughter will survive.

Become one with the chaos of charged pixels today—before they charge you!

Scrolling Sweat Stop

screen time, EXCITEMENT, STOP, mental health, body reactions

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make your heart race faster than when you’re scrolling through social media? Well, look no further, cuz this server will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna!

When you join, be prepared to experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through insane challenges and obstacles that will have your heart pounding like a jackhammer. And get this, when you finally stop playing, your heart rate won’t slow down, it will actually speed up even more!

So if you’re looking for a server that will give you an adrenaline rush like no other, then come join us and see if you can handle the excitement. But be warned, once you start, you won’t be able to stop!

Challenging Pve