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Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

“Why so much hate on male self insert characters” Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bland, Chad, Character, Characters, criticism, dunning kruger, FANTASY, Gender Roles, Girls, harem fantasies, hate, insert, Male, male self insert, married life, Minecraft, monogamic, Projection, Protagonist, Shoujo self insert, smp, soulless, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring, soulless protagonists in your Minecraft SMP? Look no further! Join our server where you can project all your harem fantasies onto a character who is just as bland and annoying as you want them to be. Surround yourself with a group of amazing girls who are way out of your league, and somehow still manage to attract Chad’s attention. It’s a monogamous married life waiting to happen, so why not join us today? Pic unrelated, but the fun you’ll have is guaranteed!

Lady Rage Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Animals Bred:	111	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a group of government workers on a girls’ night out? Look no further! Our server is filled with women in civil servant and government jobs who are not afraid to show off their…uh, skills. From police officers to firefighters, these ladies are breaking all the rules and turning tradition on its head. Join us if you want to see some real action – both on and off duty! Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server. 😉🚔🔥 #GirlsGoneMinecraft #TraditionBreakers #JoinTheFun

Curious Minecraft SMP Art Critics

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	9135
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people build are dirt houses and cobblestone towers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate art gallery of Minecraft! We have players creating masterpieces that would make even Picasso jealous. From pixel art of giant chickens to statues of famous historical figures made entirely out of diamond blocks, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic Minecraft drama you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players fighting over a virtual piece of land, using TNT cannons and lava buckets to settle their dispute. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of builders, pranksters, and drama queens all in one place? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT cannons).

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9392	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Bag of Blocks – Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blocks, blue archive, Chise, Commissions, Events, field, general, Grand Assault, guides, Heavy Armor, hovercraft, Izuna, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Urban

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Mines Excavated:	1375
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a grand assault on Binah, an urban torment with heavy armor. But wait, there’s a twist – the armor is made of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese armor. And if that’s not enough, we also have a limit break assault where you have to fend off the fury of Set while wearing a tutu. It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most exclusive banners featuring characters in swimsuits. Because why fight in regular armor when you can battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the patch notes – they’re wilder than a herd of llamas on a rampage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Weed Bro or Hashish Buddy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest place to be for all you weed bros and hashish buddies out there!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are all high on enchanted golden apples and the creepers explode in a rainbow of colors. We’ve got a secret underground base where we grow the rarest strains of Minecraft weed and trade them for emeralds.

But beware, the server owner is a crazy wizard who can turn you into a chicken if you dare to challenge him in a build battle. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama that roams the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So if you’re ready for a truly lit Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of weed and wonder!

Lolli Skates Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will guide you through building the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and even a hidden portal to the Nether. But shh, don’t tell anyone!

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by flying pigs. It’s a battle like no other, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

4. We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game wear party hats and dance to dubstep music. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join Lollerskates today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Total hololive Victory Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mines Excavated:	3094	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	4394	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us and witness the epic battles between the hololive die-hard fans and the meme lords who keep trolling them. Will the posters ever learn their lesson? Probably not, but it’s hilarious to watch them try!

We have crazy events like “Build Battle: Hololive Edition” where you have to build the most outrageous hololive-inspired creation to win epic prizes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where all the rarest loot is hidden – if you can find it, that is!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

Anime, bathroom, chapter 109, comedy, Daily, ghost, HanakoKun, Haunted, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, occult, School, series, Server, SHONEN, Spook, Supernatural, toilet bound hanako kun, ToiletBound, Updates, urban legend, WEEKLY

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	917
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than Spook 109! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Spook 109 and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players could defeat them and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Imagine building a house out of cheddar or fighting off creepers made of gouda. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join Spook 109 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

The Zombie Slayer Minecraft SMP

action, Challenges, Characters, controls, criticism, Difficulty, DISAPPOINTING, enemies, frustrating, gameplay, Horror, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, resident evil, review, slayer, smp, Storyline, SUCKS, Survival, Thread, video game, zombie

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Farms Harvested:	719	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	103

Are you tired of boring SMPs where the gameplay is as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, do business deals with zombies, and try not to get scammed by skeletons. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will.